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VOU'RE NOT THE FLASH BARRY, WE ARE.
WE' DIC NOT HAVE BOTH OUR PARENTS MURDERED BY SPEECS TERS.
VOU'RE NOT THE FLASH BARRY, WE ARE. WE' DIC NOT HAVE BOTH OUR PARENTS MURDERED BY SPEECS TERS.
when you ate the last of something and you hear them in the kitchen looking for it.
DemMemesfire DemMemesfire
11 mar
when you ate the last of something and you hear them in the kitchen looking for it.
SUNSETS
Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Reddog999 Reddog999
12d
SUNSETS Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
CopHumorIGboi CopHumorIGboi
12 mar
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
MANAGE!
This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you.
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PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0).
actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
MANAGE! This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you. Subject Message PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0). actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
When the chicken actually crosses the road
When the chicken actually crosses the road
too dabble in essential oils
GREASE
LA
too dabble in essential oils GREASE LA
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
From A Tie When The World
Wasn't So Bamn Soft
dregone dregone
11 mar
From A Tie When The World Wasn't So Bamn Soft
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES,
IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
22 mar
EVEN IF ONLY TALK TO YOU FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, IT STILL MAKES MY DAY.
LOOKED SO DAMN EASY WHEN THE HORSE plp
LukeEller LukeEller
15 mar
LOOKED SO DAMN EASY WHEN THE HORSE plp
imoge credit: CBSLA
Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills.
The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine,
170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
imoge credit: CBSLA Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills. The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine, 170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
Why is everyone
staring at my food?
Finnleik Finnleik
14 feb
Why is everyone staring at my food?
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room
How to fold a fitted sheet.
CharElliott CharElliott
6 mar
How to fold a fitted sheet.
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie
Me: but this one smells like you
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie Me: but this one smells like you