DOs AND DON'Ts
Stand outside holding a pair of nunchucks yelling
"BRING IT ON,
Use a series of electric wind fans to try and steer the tornado towards your ex's house.
Stay away from windows
Try to stab the tornado with a wooden stake.
That is vampires.
You are thinking of vampires.
Bring animals indoors
Listen for The tornado will weather eventually leave you just updates like everything else in
your miserable life.