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Wait, so people can say whatever they want?
Oh, give
~p LMAO! This country is going to be lit!
aa
1wonkyeye 1wonkyeye
9 mar
Wait, so people can say whatever they want? Oh, give ~p LMAO! This country is going to be lit! aa
me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework solved
cmbassplayer cmbassplayer
21 jun
me looking at the F my kid got for the math homework solved
When Gordon Ramsay filmed one of his cooking shows in a prison, he challenged an inmate to an onion chopping competition. The inmate won.
When he was released from prison, Ramsay hired him to work in one of his restaurants in London.
taniaye taniaye
14 mar
When Gordon Ramsay filmed one of his cooking shows in a prison, he challenged an inmate to an onion chopping competition. The inmate won. When he was released from prison, Ramsay hired him to work in one of his restaurants in London.
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
SS
What the Tuck
WOLVERINE
7 jun
My reaction to pretty much everything these days SS What the Tuck
don't care how beautiful you are
bs
If your personality is ugly, you're ugly
don't care how beautiful you are bs If your personality is ugly, you're ugly
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Archie, use your words.
What do you say when someone takes your
truck?
It's my
fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
Archie, use your words. What do you say when someone takes your truck? It's my fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
@darlingful
when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
scattered_sadbut scattered_sadbut
18 mar
@darlingful when i say "i love you more', i don't mean i love you more than you love me. i mean i love you more than the bad days ahead of us. i love you more than any fight we'll ever have. i love you more than any obstacle that will try and come between us. i love you with all my heart.
Chelsea
@chelseaperetti
WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
Chelsea @chelseaperetti WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
MUD,
PUDDLES; TREES,
"STICKS AND TADPOLES :
MUD, PUDDLES; TREES, "STICKS AND TADPOLES :
INTERNATION
SVMBOL
"WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
INTERNATION SVMBOL "WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
Keep the romance alive!
Exchange tacos on Tuesdays!
Shayne Shayne
10 apr
Keep the romance alive! Exchange tacos on Tuesdays!
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
Regular Fried
Chicken Chicken
66
MsChris
10 mar
Regular Fried Chicken Chicken 66
5-MINUTE CRAFTS
Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
Police catch a pigeon with 200 ecstasy pills hidden in a little backpack
Deal ns.
\nome
Dammit.
Deal ns. \nome Dammit.
WHY PEOPLE GIVE UP
eFe ! t
expect fast results stop believing get stuck dwell on in themselves in the past mistakes
@ @ e@
fear the future resist change give up their power believe in their weaknesses
ft feel fear failure never visualize feel they have the world owes more than what is possible something to lose them something desire success
@ e
AR overwork assume their see failure feel sorry for
OS problems are unique as the signal themselves
to turn back
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
WHY PEOPLE GIVE UP eFe ! t expect fast results stop believing get stuck dwell on in themselves in the past mistakes @ @ e@ fear the future resist change give up their power believe in their weaknesses ft feel fear failure never visualize feel they have the world owes more than what is possible something to lose them something desire success @ e AR overwork assume their see failure feel sorry for OS problems are unique as the signal themselves to turn back
For all those men who
'Why buy the cow when
Can get the milk for free?
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays, 807 of womel
against marriage. Why?
Berauise women realize it's not I
Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
JennyGoff
6 mar
For all those men who 'Why buy the cow when Can get the milk for free? Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 807 of womel against marriage. Why? Berauise women realize it's not I Worth buying an entire pig, lust to get a little sausage.
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's
sodiumannie sodiumannie
3 may
What happens at Grandma's stays at Grandma's