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wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
people who go on runs right after they wake
up
me just trying to process being alive
people who go on runs right after they wake up me just trying to process being alive
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU'D TELL YOUR /PARENTS YOU WERE AT A SLEEPOVER
BUT YOU WERE REALLY DYING OF ALCOHOL POISONING IN A FIELD
REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU'D TELL YOUR /PARENTS YOU WERE AT A SLEEPOVER BUT YOU WERE REALLY DYING OF ALCOHOL POISONING IN A FIELD
if punch myself and tt hurts,cann
stcong?
an
gamerpro gamerpro
12 mar
if punch myself and tt hurts,cann stcong? an
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating
5 times the suggested serving size.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS
THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
30 apr
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
Well that just made my day
Does anyone viewing this page still eat Sloppy Joes?
Does anyone viewing this page still eat Sloppy Joes?
have three kids and money
Why cart! have no kids and three money
have three kids and money Why cart! have no kids and three money
Authorities cannot be more specific than this.
NOT
PARTNER'S PRIVATE
DRIVING!
Authorities cannot be more specific than this. NOT PARTNER'S PRIVATE DRIVING!
have no words!
KevinHerd
10d
have no words!
To ALL Who Protect
And Serve...
We Sincerely
Thank And
Salute You.
To ALL Who Protect And Serve... We Sincerely Thank And Salute You.
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at
typing...'
When you text her to "calm down" and then you spend 15 minutes staring at typing...'
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us
WHEN YOU GRINDAGEAR
WHEN YOU GRINDAGEAR
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
As long as you keep asking perwussion to be
THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND
BRE ALWAVS THE HAARHRECT
THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND BRE ALWAVS THE HAARHRECT
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
Don't forget to set your clock on fire this Sunday. Time isn't real.
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY
IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
DocKilgore DocKilgore
18 may
THE FIRST STEP TO RECOVERY IS ADMITTING YOU'RE A DUMBASS
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me,
I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me.
heavensoul
When the day arrives that there are no more tomorrows for me, I want my children to know and never forget that they were, are, and always will be deeply loved by me. heavensoul