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my life sucks. Whenever get big, fat, and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me ina salad." So the pickle looks at him and says,
"You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and slicks me ina jar." The penis glared at them both and said,
"You guys think you have it rough?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, they pul a rubber tarp over my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."
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    • Hahaha thats really funny damn thats a good one🤣😂🤣😂
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    • Wow, I can't stop laughing!
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    • Who sits around and comes up with this stuff 🤣 LMAO 🤣🤣.. IN A WAY IT SOUNDS so sad 🤣 ...
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    • Pickle is a cucumber! Smh
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    • The penis still gets the best deal in the end!
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    • Lololololo that was cute but funny
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    • Old but still funny
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    • This is old but it's still funny!😂
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    • LAMO!!! So nasty!!!
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    • So funny
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    • Actually not funny at all
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    • bahaha. thanks for this one
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    • Close enough to the one we told as kids!
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    • First time in a long time I laughed...good one....
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    • Thats Hella funny😜😝😀
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    • Is that real?
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    • 🤣🤣🤣 that's funny
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    • I hear they all get the same abuse,then there's extremists.
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    • Pickles are cucumbers.... wth
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    • I think I just died 😂
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    • Umm.. So a pickle and a cucumber are different things?...
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    • Wow I can’t believe what I’m reading but it is so funny specially the pickle I cannot stop laughing ha ha ha ha 😂👍
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    • A high school locker joke, & I really needed to hear a good juicy joke today. ♋💯🚰🎆✨🎇🎟🎯🚀🌠🍿 lol..
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    • UHOH I feel bad 😢 I’m guilty of being so happy to have all three, that I love 💕 to please cause I think 🤔 they all love me and know what I want and sweetly say yes you can if we can!, let’s Do I it!!
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