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WAS
YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say
"DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME"
BECALISE WE WEREN'T
A BUNCH OF MORONS
WAS YOU OHON'T NEED TO Say "DORPT TRY THIS AT HOME" BECALISE WE WEREN'T A BUNCH OF MORONS
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean.
AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean. AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU SAVE
YOU COULD BE INTERRUPTING THEIR KARMA
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU SAVE YOU COULD BE INTERRUPTING THEIR KARMA
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
When you're halfway thru your rectal exam and remember you're at the dentist..
Well that's just great...
T let the milk go bad
hahahal!
Well that's just great... T let the milk go bad hahahal!
"I couldn't breathe when I slept so I installed a camera"
abdvienne
If this is how I die, I'll be totally okay with
it
"I couldn't breathe when I slept so I installed a camera" abdvienne If this is how I die, I'll be totally okay with it
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
13 mar
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart
KrisyYeager KrisyYeager
10d
These best friends got the same haircut to trick their teacher so she wouldn't be able to tell them apart
Someone left their inflatable doll on the plane.
Someone left their inflatable doll on the plane.
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
Me at my own funeral sharing one more meme before I go to hell
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel
An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel
A REALIST sees a freight train
The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
9 mar
A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty.
iN
NS
jeep2013 jeep2013
13 mar
Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty. iN NS
I don't drink caffeine to wake up,
I wake up to drink caffeine.
I don't drink caffeine to wake up, I wake up to drink caffeine.
Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
None of your business!
Are you out of mind! Why do you carry those bricks! Now is bedtime! None of your business!
Thou shall not try me.
Mood 24:
Thou shall not try me. Mood 24:
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
IanRobbins IanRobbins
23 may
my dad was killed in the line of duty 10 months before i graduated college so guys from his station came and surprised me at my graduation
FARTS
ARE JUST THE
GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT
HFOODFACTS
FARTS ARE JUST THE GHOSTS OF THE ANIMALS WE EAT HFOODFACTS