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We all know someone who speaks fluent shit.
I Think They Mean Republicans
We all know someone who speaks fluent shit. I Think They Mean Republicans
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
Street cats: house cats:
fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats
for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Street cats: house cats: fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
A UK man became paralyzed after a cycling accident and spent four years raising $26,000 to pay for a stem cell treatment that might help him walk again. However, upon hearing about a disabled boy needing surgery (who
stood a better chance of success), he donated all tha moonavv tn him inctaad
A UK man became paralyzed after a cycling accident and spent four years raising $26,000 to pay for a stem cell treatment that might help him walk again. However, upon hearing about a disabled boy needing surgery (who stood a better chance of success), he donated all tha moonavv tn him inctaad
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new.
Dalai Lama
When you talk, you're only repeating what you already know. But if you listen, you may learn something new. Dalai Lama
The mud will be wash off, but the memeries will last a lifetime.
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
The mud will be wash off, but the memeries will last a lifetime.
"THEY DIDN' PUSSIES
"THEY DIDN' PUSSIES
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch
Tabby /iF
Take notes ladies...
MasterMikeyMike MasterMikeyMike
24 may
When your girl leaves you sweet messages in your lunch Tabby /iF Take notes ladies...
Today's advice...
ie
Am, &
Don't be a
Mzsaysay Mzsaysay
13 mar
Today's advice... ie Am, & Don't be a
Daniel Munro @
@dk_munro
Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels
and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
Daniel Munro @ @dk_munro Middle aged happiness is discovering that the next load of laundry to fold is just 8 bath towels and not 46 pieces of small human clothes.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask,
I'm vaccinated.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask, I'm vaccinated.
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem
@dabinoms
Why does this cat look like he's about to confront me about my drinking problem @dabinoms
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS
if-
WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS if- WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
THE AWARO
GET
EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
THE AWARO GET EST AT SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL IKING
le
if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
Yeeeeeee Yeeeeeee
8 mar
le if punch myself and it hurts, wedk or strong? weak
my dog ran away with my phone and found this
life hacks
By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day.
#1152
1000L ifeHacks. com
life hacks By drinking black coffee in the morning you'll save calories without the extra additives, and it will jump- start your digestive system for the day. #1152 1000L ifeHacks. com
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
TopHat TopHat
8 mar
You can be a good person with a kind spirit and still tell people to go fuck themselves when needed.
Imagine how much time and happiness you would have saved if you left a toxic relationship after the first red flag and never gave them a second chance.
Imagine how much time and happiness you would have saved if you left a toxic relationship after the first red flag and never gave them a second chance.