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We had a sudden burst of rain
sa0eynaive
want you guys to notice how the dog spot is alm complete!
100% dry, meaning doggo did not m" in had stop
complete!
I would like you to further notice that the only part of the has any water at all is the tall portion, which would seem to indicate doggo ed up his tail at some point to wag it.
Doggo had a fantastic time in this sudden burst of rain
We had a sudden burst of rain sa0eynaive want you guys to notice how the dog spot is alm complete! 100% dry, meaning doggo did not m" in had stop complete! I would like you to further notice that the only part of the has any water at all is the tall portion, which would seem to indicate doggo ed up his tail at some point to wag it. Doggo had a fantastic time in this sudden burst of rain
Look, I'ma hooman. Get off da counter; don't eat mai fud, dur.dur dur dur
Look, I'ma hooman. Get off da counter; don't eat mai fud, dur.dur dur dur
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
When the dick so good that your soul gets trapped inside the bed
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST.
Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST. Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
What a beautiful smile!
What a beautiful smile!
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
when someone compliments you and You don't know how to react
when someone compliments you and You don't know how to react
Willow37 Willow37
12 mar
of Tik seven Afternoon Robbery went wrong
PRESENTATION
were you expecting a silver platter?
JohnSpencer01 JohnSpencer01
21 jun
PRESENTATION were you expecting a silver platter?
did you know?
Every December 25th, a town in Peru celebrates 'Takanakuy.'
Men, women, and children settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having a fist fight. Then everybody goes drinking to numb the pain and move on to a new year.
did you know? Every December 25th, a town in Peru celebrates 'Takanakuy.' Men, women, and children settle grudges from the past year by calling each other out and having a fist fight. Then everybody goes drinking to numb the pain and move on to a new year.
Who else grew up in a home where you ate what yo
Momma cooked or you didn't eat at all!
mm,
just_4jokes_memes just_4jokes_memes
11 mar
Who else grew up in a home where you ate what yo Momma cooked or you didn't eat at all! mm,
PEOPLE,
I HEARD A RUMOR THAT IN JANUARY IT'S GOING TO BE STILL
2020
NORMALLY,
YEARS END ON DECEMBER 31.
HOWEVER,
BASED ON THIS YEAR'S DATA...
THERE IS A FAIR CHANCE THAT 2020
WOULD JUST IGNORE THIS LOGIC TOO.
PEOPLE, I HEARD A RUMOR THAT IN JANUARY IT'S GOING TO BE STILL 2020 NORMALLY, YEARS END ON DECEMBER 31. HOWEVER, BASED ON THIS YEAR'S DATA... THERE IS A FAIR CHANCE THAT 2020 WOULD JUST IGNORE THIS LOGIC TOO.
TELL Your DauGHTERS
Tell your daughters how you love your body.
'Tell them how they must love theirs.
'Tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves - from their tiger stripes to the soft flesh of their thighs, whether there is a little of them or a lot, whether freckles cover their face or not, whether their curves are plentiful or slim, whether their hair is thick, curly, straight, long or short.
Tell them how they inherited their ancestors' souls in their smiles, that their eyes carry countries that breathed life into history, that the swing of their hips does not determine their destiny.
Tell them never to listen when bodies are critiqued.
'Tell them every woman's body is beautiful because every woman's soul is unique.
TELL Your DauGHTERS Tell your daughters how you love your body. 'Tell them how they must love theirs. 'Tell them to be proud of every bit of themselves - from their tiger stripes to the soft flesh of their thighs, whether there is a little of them or a lot, whether freckles cover their face or not, whether their curves are plentiful or slim, whether their hair is thick, curly, straight, long or short. Tell them how they inherited their ancestors' souls in their smiles, that their eyes carry countries that breathed life into history, that the swing of their hips does not determine their destiny. Tell them never to listen when bodies are critiqued. 'Tell them every woman's body is beautiful because every woman's soul is unique.
My kids would still ask me
what's for dinner.
My kids would still ask me what's for dinner.
Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little
girl in the hospital dying of cancer.
The mother of the girl told him that was the first
time her daughter had smiled in six months.
4,
Because that's what her es 'do)
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little girl in the hospital dying of cancer. The mother of the girl told him that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months. 4, Because that's what her es 'do)
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS
THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
Reddog999 Reddog999
3 jun
7 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY THAT A WOMAN'S SMILE ATTRACTS THEM MORE THAN HER BOOBS THE OTHER 3 ARE JUST HONEST
e wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us.
Just fucking
bigwoody bigwoody
11 mar
e wanted to be adults so bad. Now look at us. Just fucking
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND BEING TRAPPED IN A DECAYING BODY IN A MONEY HUNGRY SOCIETY ON A DYING PLANET INA MYSTERIOUS DIMENSION MAY BE ONE.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting
In Trouble For Doodling In Class
Gets A Job Decorating
Restaurant With His Drawinas.
9-Year-Old Kid Who Kept Getting In Trouble For Doodling In Class Gets A Job Decorating Restaurant With His Drawinas.
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...
Taking a dog named SHARK to the beach is a very bad idea...