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WEE RENT
BIDEN'S
WEE RENT BIDEN'S
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
TALK TO THE MOON.
TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
TALK TO THE MOON. TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
Types of Cat Loaf
white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain
Pe
Types of Cat Loaf white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain Pe
A LARGE GROUP OF KARENS IS CALLED
HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
A LARGE GROUP OF KARENS IS CALLED HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION
"Lite is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
"Lite is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
This tree is completely hollow but very much alive. Wow
The
Follow
This tree is completely hollow but very much alive. Wow The Follow
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.
HAT'S GONE IS GONE.
ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
mack10 mack10
27 jun
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE. HAT'S GONE IS GONE. ONE OF LIFE'S ALWAYS LESSONS MO ING ON IS ALWAYS MO IN
THISK THIGHS
MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
THISK THIGHS MAKE THE BICK RISE!
The Duke a great American
alb2655 alb2655
22 jun
The Duke a great American
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS...
FUNNY SE
WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
Preston6fan Preston6fan
29d
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS... FUNNY SE WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO
"WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
I'VE REAGHED THAT AGE WHERE MY BRAIN GOES FROM "YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY THAT." TO "WHAT THE HELL, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little
girl in the hospital dying of cancer.
The mother of the girl told him that was the first
time her daughter had smiled in six months.
4,
Because that's what her es 'do)
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Jim Cummings, the voice of "Winnie the Pooh", often calls sick children in hospitals and talks to them in Pooh's voice. He once called a little girl in the hospital dying of cancer. The mother of the girl told him that was the first time her daughter had smiled in six months. 4, Because that's what her es 'do)
Paranormal investigator: "How long has the scary lady been appearing in your family photos?"
Him: "Ever since I married her,"
Paranormal investigator: "How long has the scary lady been appearing in your family photos?" Him: "Ever since I married her,"
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Dumbass of the day
HE DIED OF YOU PUSHED OFF ROOF. )
HIM OFF A
Is
RobertLacy
15 mar
HE DIED OF YOU PUSHED OFF ROOF. ) HIM OFF A Is
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
When the server comes to the table while you're chomping on your food & asks if everything's okay and you're just like
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy.
After a few miles, he asked me if
I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer?
I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
best_just_4jokes best_just_4jokes
10 mar
Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles, he asked me if I wasn afraid that he might be a serial killer? I told him that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely
Why yes. Yes I do!
OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
RonTomlinson
17 mar
Why yes. Yes I do! OH, SO YOU RIDE ROAD GLDES
What is your secret for always staying down-to-earth? Well, I mean...
Gravity.
What is your secret for always staying down-to-earth? Well, I mean... Gravity.