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Well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister
Donut
@teh_beandip
"There's not enough love for the both of us in this familv"
Well it was a nice lake day until my dog nearly drowned my sister Donut @teh_beandip "There's not enough love for the both of us in this familv"
When you're thinking about having that third donut
Gargoyle Gargoyle
19 mar
When you're thinking about having that third donut
What if they're not
Stars? What if
they're holes poked into the top of a
container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed
from you?
LLShortJ LLShortJ
19 mar
What if they're not Stars? What if they're holes poked into the top of a container so we can breathe? Can I buy some weed from you?
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
My heart! can't... very cute TikTok tthew: That was was the sound of my ovaries screaming
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in
2 weeks"
Me:
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Person: "you can't watch 9 years worth of television in 2 weeks" Me: - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH CAN FLY.
Aren't you thankful that your childhood happened before technology took over?
harmfulbers97 harmfulbers97
23 dec 2020
Aren't you thankful that your childhood happened before technology took over?
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS
SHOULD PROBABLY
BE IN JAIL
IF IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS SHOULD PROBABLY BE IN JAIL
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
mikehuncho mikehuncho
13d
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
(TUBE RENTALS'
$15.00
_ Per Hour/ Per Tube
"RULES:
You are NOT allowed to do
ANYTHING that
.I begins with the words...
"Hey Y'all watch this!"
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
(TUBE RENTALS' $15.00 _ Per Hour/ Per Tube "RULES: You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that .I begins with the words... "Hey Y'all watch this!"
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
healthy_beans healthy_beans
15 mar
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
IT WILL BE FUN,
AIS
IT WILL BE FUN, AIS
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE
FROM THIS PARK:
BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS
LIKE A LAT FUND
dregone dregone
19 mar
T KNOW WHO THIS DOG IS OR WAY AE FROM THIS PARK: BUT RE CERTSIMLY SEEMS LIKE A LAT FUND
At some point beer was involved
harmoniousgroups harmoniousgroups
16 mar
At some point beer was involved
So that's what the top step is for
So that's what the top step is for
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin
Someone's life
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin Someone's life
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
Me yelling "REPRESENTATIVE!!!" to the automated customer service
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
INTERNATION
SVMBOL
"WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
INTERNATION SVMBOL "WHAT THE FUGK ARE YOU DOING'