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What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
What a catch! Get you a girl who can provide!
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@
The end of the
My girlfriend
SSS
The end of the My girlfriend SSS
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...
DUDES IN TEXAS
WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES
ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
DUDES IN TEXAS WHEN SHOWS A COUPLE INCHES ORIVING THEI 36 YEOROLB SHITBOK HONDA THROUGH THE QABLIZZARD
MEALS ON IEALS ON
MEALS ON IEALS ON
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WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
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aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
Who's been to ISS before don't lie
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
goodsmush goodsmush
13 mar
WHO LOVED THIS MOVIE?
IF HER LEGS AREN'T SHAKING WHEN YOU ARE DONE
YOU'RE NOT DONE
320solutions 320solutions
15 apr
IF HER LEGS AREN'T SHAKING WHEN YOU ARE DONE YOU'RE NOT DONE
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS,
THIGHS AND LEGS,
SEND HIM KFC.
YOU'RE A LADY, NOT
CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
Gargoyle Gargoyle
25 mar
IF A GUY WANTS YOU FOR YOUR BREASTS, THIGHS AND LEGS, SEND HIM KFC. YOU'RE A LADY, NOT CHEAP VALUE MEAL. -NICOLAS CAGE
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
This dog buys a cookie at the campus everyday at the snack bar and pays with a leaf
HANDS UP IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
SS
HANDS UP IF YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT. SS
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers.
Me:
*Yeah, not that*
Manager: I'm going to need you to start being a little nicer to your co-workers. Me: *Yeah, not that*
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
MORNIN' Y'ALL!
GOT COFFEE?
MORNIN' Y'ALL! GOT COFFEE?
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
22toomany 22toomany
19 mar
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS
"WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 jun
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS "WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"