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WHAT DO A TORNADO AND A REDNECK DIVORCE HAVE IN COMMON?
\SOMEONE'S LOSING ATRAILOR
TAG AFRIEND DROP
ALIKE
WHAT DO A TORNADO AND A REDNECK DIVORCE HAVE IN COMMON? \SOMEONE'S LOSING ATRAILOR TAG AFRIEND DROP ALIKE
PRETTY SURE
WY,
THEY RE FULL!
Sharky Sharky
11 jun
PRETTY SURE WY, THEY RE FULL!
Men don't have babies because
God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
Men don't have babies because God saw the way they handle a cold and knew the species would never survive.
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
sadmanshedpage sadmanshedpage
13 mar
If a child tells you they are uncomfortable around an adult, please listen.
"Life, give me a sign!"
Life:
YOU DONT VATTER GIVE UP
"Life, give me a sign!" Life: YOU DONT VATTER GIVE UP
Fuck barhopping.
just want someone to drink kombucha in a blanket fort with me while we talk about the universe and shit.
Fuck barhopping. just want someone to drink kombucha in a blanket fort with me while we talk about the universe and shit.
March 2021
Almost the same as March 2020 except now we have toilet paper.
March 2021 Almost the same as March 2020 except now we have toilet paper.
SUNSETS
Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Reddog999 Reddog999
12d
SUNSETS Have nothing to do with why I posted this picture
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
When the chicken actually crosses the road
When the chicken actually crosses the road
MANAGE!
This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you.
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Message
PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0).
actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
MANAGE! This beer is love letter to all of the service industry workers who, despite a global pandemic, endeavor each day to provide safe, welcoming environment for their guests. While we can't prevert the verbal abuse from that small fraction of customers who refuse to acknowledge your humanity, we will continue to call it out and stond with you. Subject Message PS This beer does NOT toste like hot old 0). actually will remind you of pecan pie with notes coramelized sugar and warm, toasted pecans.
Your order has been placed
Me:
Mary
nizzacat
Your order has been placed Me: Mary nizzacat
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter.
Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
5 mar
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three rough-looking bikers walked in. As they passed the old man, the first biker pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, then laughed and took a seat at the counter. The second biker picked up the old man's milk and spit into it. The third biker turned over the old man's plate before joining the others at the counter. Without saying a word to the laughing bikers, the old man put his money down, got up, and left the diner. One of the bikers said to the waitress, " Not much of a man, was he?" The waitress replied," Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his big rig over three motorcycles!"
You better get your ass out my
room
You better get your ass out my room
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
10 mar
It takes 9 months to be born into this world, but only One second to get taken out. That's why I wake up and Thank God every Morning. Just waking up is a blessing. Amen!
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
mommymemer666 mommymemer666
15 mar
If they only knew, but our job is to make sure they don't.
imoge credit: CBSLA
Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills.
The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine,
170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
imoge credit: CBSLA Meet Lot Marrujo aka Lady Ninja, who saved her friend from an attacker by applying her jiu-jitsu skills. The 67-year-old, who stands at foot ter tall and weighs around 100 pounds, stood up to a five-foot-nine, 170-pound assailant. When she saw her friend getting attacked, she kicked him, bent his finger, hit him twice in the sternum with her elbow, and pinned him to the floor with her knees until the police arrived. Marrujo has a black belt jiu-jitsu and says that she is " the master of assassination."
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of
Jam-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could literally stare at a wall for 4 hours with no consequences. I love the silence and calm, I love it.
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
The reason I like staying up late so much is because between the hours of Jam-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. I could literally stare at a wall for 4 hours with no consequences. I love the silence and calm, I love it.
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
You can't knock talent es eV
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
27 may
You can't knock talent es eV