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What he did ro her wasn't or
[was trantic, him gorgzing himself
'on her he get enougi. couldn't cnough, drink enough, or
AYP SoDY
What he did ro her wasn't or [was trantic, him gorgzing himself 'on her he get enougi. couldn't cnough, drink enough, or AYP SoDY
Look how cute they are. I bet they're soft and cuddly!
Pulooce Biaach mage
Shayne Shayne
2 mar
Look how cute they are. I bet they're soft and cuddly! Pulooce Biaach mage
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later]
Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
Me: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches Wife: ok just throw them out [Later] Me *helping the kids pack a suitcase* look I'm as surprised as vou are
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
Mariwanna Mariwanna
8 mar
SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE THE ONES YOU CANT TELL ANYONE ABOUT,
WHEN YOUR CAT IS BEING SASSY
AND THEN HE SEES:
THAT YOU HAVE FOOD
yearlyMama yearlyMama
20 mar
WHEN YOUR CAT IS BEING SASSY AND THEN HE SEES: THAT YOU HAVE FOOD
IRS
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Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!!
For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently
Asked Questions page.
EXIT
IRS Payment Status Not Available Don't start this shit, your money coming... Bye!!! For more information on the eligibility rules, see our Frequently Asked Questions page. EXIT
Kids will call your name 1000 times
just to turn around and do something like this
Kids will call your name 1000 times just to turn around and do something like this
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
12 mar
Get off me lawn you're not welcome here
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat
dinner
MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
ME: accidentally forgets to feed my cat dinner MY CAT THE NEXT MORNING:
Oh Mickey, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!
Face it you didn't read that,
You sano it
Oh Mickey, You're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey! Face it you didn't read that, You sano it
In high school, Justin Verlander agreed to give his friend .1% of his eventual signing bonus so that he could have
$.50 to buy a chocolate milk. The signing bonus ended up being over 3 million dollars.
In high school, Justin Verlander agreed to give his friend .1% of his eventual signing bonus so that he could have $.50 to buy a chocolate milk. The signing bonus ended up being over 3 million dollars.
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
Oh SHIT!
That's My Cum Sock
Oh SHIT! That's My Cum Sock
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
70sguy 70sguy
28d
2-year-old needed a $20,000 wheelchair, but his parents couldn't afford one and insurance wouldn't pay for it. So local high school robotics team got to work and built him one instead.
When coworkers say "just be yourself"!
So Why? can get fired?
When coworkers say "just be yourself"! So Why? can get fired?
MY GROCERY STORE
USES 6 CHECKOUTS.
UNLESS IT'S BUSY,
THEN THEY USE 2.
jerry1752 jerry1752
9 mar
MY GROCERY STORE USES 6 CHECKOUTS. UNLESS IT'S BUSY, THEN THEY USE 2.
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
healthy_beans healthy_beans
15 mar
Decided to take a nude photo no makeup, no filters, no body, no organs. Just pure energy
Me: it's medicinal
Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute
Me: it's my emotional support hooker
mack10 mack10
5 jun
Me: it's medicinal Cop: first of all... that's a prostitute Me: it's my emotional support hooker
Saint Bob Payne
@readyforpayne
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story?
One day you will be able to do
whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Best selfie ever
crazychic crazychic
15 mar
Best selfie ever
"find Diet Coke please."
"find Diet Coke please."