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WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A MAN
WHAT IT'S LIKE LIVING WITH A MAN
"if you have the courage
to make it through lonely night with nothing but
your self destructive thoughts
to keep you company,
darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
"if you have the courage to make it through lonely night with nothing but your self destructive thoughts to keep you company, darling, you have the courage to make it through anything."
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
Ben820 Ben820
23 may
Send me nudes when you get home so I know you're safe
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
CopHumorIGboi CopHumorIGboi
12 mar
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
He is new to this...
Rikkeej Rikkeej
28 oct 2020
He is new to this...
am duck please throw bread quack
am duck please throw bread quack
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Dumbass of the day
Don't fart in an Apple store
Why? They don't have windows
Don't fart in an Apple store Why? They don't have windows
SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE..
I'M TALKING IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE LISTENING IN DUMBASS.
SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE.. I'M TALKING IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE LISTENING IN DUMBASS.
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Me when other Other people people are sleep when Im sleep
Women almost hit him and she cries apologizing Ash Jamison mison552
aTe
WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FORYOU
STOP PLANING
unionblood unionblood
10 mar
aTe WILL PUT YOU IN A TRUNK AND HELP PEOPLE LOOK FORYOU STOP PLANING
In high school, Justin Verlander agreed to give his friend .1% of his eventual signing bonus so that he could have
$.50 to buy a chocolate milk. The signing bonus ended up being over 3 million dollars.
In high school, Justin Verlander agreed to give his friend .1% of his eventual signing bonus so that he could have $.50 to buy a chocolate milk. The signing bonus ended up being over 3 million dollars.
lwant a new owner
lwant a new owner
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
Fuck a haunted house.. You ever been ina trap house and hear. BOOM
SEARCH WARRANT
judithtitus judithtitus
13 mar
Fuck a haunted house.. You ever been ina trap house and hear. BOOM SEARCH WARRANT
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
didn't come here to impress none of you motherfuckers.
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!
"MEGHAN WHERE ARE YOU, I JUST WANNA TALK!