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What my bf imagines look like working from home
Reality:
What my bf imagines look like working from home Reality:
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
TALK TO THE MOON.
TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
TALK TO THE MOON. TELL THE UNIVERSE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe
and love it, be patient.
Somebody's gonna catch your vibe and love it, be patient.
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"Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad"
Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer
Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn
Sagittarius
LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
he "Before you play bad with me, remember that my mouth has no feelings when I'm mad" Pisces - Aquarius - Cancer Taurus - Gemini - Capricorn Sagittarius
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP.
BUT I WILL Cuss
THE ENTIRE
FINE. I WON'T GIVE uP. BUT I WILL Cuss THE ENTIRE
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
JennyGoff
24 mar
When you fart in an aisle at the store and you walk away hearing the screams of your victims.
Appreciate those who love you.
Help those whoneed you.
Forgive those who hurt you.
those
who vou
Here4thenow Here4thenow
18 mar
Appreciate those who love you. Help those whoneed you. Forgive those who hurt you. those who vou
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
Without doubt, the greatest chew toy ever invented
WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS IN
THAT PILL BOTTLE?
NO IDEA! BUT DO YOU SEE THAT ELF FLYING ARQUND!
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
WHAT DO YOU THINK WAS IN THAT PILL BOTTLE? NO IDEA! BUT DO YOU SEE THAT ELF FLYING ARQUND!
When pou're an ancient forest witch but pom bave kids
om
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
21 mar
When pou're an ancient forest witch but pom bave kids om
Meet my family.
They're...rocks..
POUCE
Meet my family. They're...rocks.. POUCE
happy_memezar happy_memezar
13 mar
This kid's_sound effects! are so accurate
WE MAY HAVE
DIFFERENT RELIGIONS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN
BUT WE ALL BELONG TO
ONE HUMAN RACE
Anonymous Awakening
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
WE MAY HAVE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS DIFFERENT LANGUAGES DIFFERENT COLORED SKIN BUT WE ALL BELONG TO ONE HUMAN RACE Anonymous Awakening
lift-like-a-lady
cute
What if they don't like my sweater?
oH NO
lift-like-a-lady cute What if they don't like my sweater? oH NO
satan explaining how the hot goth chick sacrificed me after I fell asleep
\4
look, you were heading here anyways
Rikkeej Rikkeej
18 nov 2020
satan explaining how the hot goth chick sacrificed me after I fell asleep \4 look, you were heading here anyways
She danced like nobody was watching
But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
best4funny420 best4funny420
10 mar
She danced like nobody was watching But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
WHAT IF TODAY
WE WERE JUST GRATEFUL,
FVERYTUING
WHAT IF TODAY WE WERE JUST GRATEFUL, FVERYTUING
WHAT BEING SICK LOOKED LIKE AS A KID IN THE
WHAT BEING SICK LOOKED LIKE AS A KID IN THE