WHAT NON-PARENTS HEAR
VS. WHAT PARENTS HEAR
Same sentences, Totally different interpretations,
"Someone has "My kid just tripped
dropped something." I on the rug, crashed head-first into the plasma TV and Is lying on ground with a concussion and I'm sure it's all my fault."
"Something funny "Someone has just happened." been injured."
"I'm not hungry." "I'm not hungry because just ate two pounds of Cheez-Its and am now going to puke on the papasan chair."
"That kid "That kid Is f**king up is really polite." to something."
"That kid wants "That kid Is king, m tired." to go to sleep." up to something."
Silence. "EVERYONE HERE IS
(Silence) IN GREAT DANGER."