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What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
opinions are like orgasms... mine Is more important
and I don't care if you have one.
SIN
Care
ONe.
ES SWAG
1wonkyeye 1wonkyeye
9 mar
opinions are like orgasms... mine Is more important and I don't care if you have one. SIN Care ONe. ES SWAG
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
Find someone you can build with, not / just chill with. /
ethnicIdeal ethnicIdeal
20 mar
Find someone you can build with, not / just chill with. /
Arlington cemetery is closed.
These men and women are still walking the 21 steps to guard the unknown soldier. I wanted to publicly say, Respect.
Arlington cemetery is closed. These men and women are still walking the 21 steps to guard the unknown soldier. I wanted to publicly say, Respect.
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
"Ungrateful people complain about the one thing you haven't done for them instead of being thankful for the thousands of things you have done for them."
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ?
Malphabet
ff
BearWarrior BearWarrior
21 may
Sir, it seems you've been drinking. Could you say the alphabet starting with 'M' ? Malphabet ff
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS...
FUNNY SE
WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
Preston6fan Preston6fan
29d
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS... FUNNY SE WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
How many of you would put your own life on the line in order to save your child's without hesitation?
I'll wait.
How many of you would put your own life on the line in order to save your child's without hesitation? I'll wait.
Scars remind us that the past is real
Scars remind us that the past is real
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
harmonyjuel harmonyjuel
4 nov 2020
Anything is a vibrator if you're brave enough
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME,
THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID,
"TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!"
'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR,
PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
KristinaWood
7 mar
SOMEONE RAN UP TO ME, THREW SKITTLES AT ME AND SAID, "TASTE THE RAINBOW HAHAHAHAAHA!" 'SO, I HIT HIM WITH MY CAR, PARKED, THEN SAID, "NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE!"
We're not working out today, Mom
WE Hive Bend
"REACH yours Gags
EXTENS WARRANT
WE Hive Bend "REACH yours Gags EXTENS WARRANT
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff
MA LL Nm
Nin Or Op Rv sd
TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9,
I234567F 91
BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
goodsmush goodsmush
15 mar
SHOULD CURSIVE STILL da Cb Ct IL Eu Ff MA LL Nm Nin Or Op Rv sd TE Ue Var har lore Yry 9, I234567F 91 BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOL?
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
Some of you don't know what real temptation is... and it shows.
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
JayODell JayODell
5d
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE SHITS
WELCOME TO SEA WORLD YOU LITTLE SHITS
DrHurtt DrHurtt
19 mar
MOST PEOPLE
Clare Pooley
@cpooleywriter
I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation.
He doesn't need walks any more - just a
garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
Clare Pooley @cpooleywriter I've loaned my ancient terrier to my dad as a #SupportDog during #Selflsolation. He doesn't need walks any more - just a garden, love and a lap. I miss him terribly, but this picture made me so happy
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.