• WHEN A MALE OCTOPUS FINDS A MATE, HE RIPS OFF HIS PENIS AND THROWS IT AT THE FEMALE SO SHE CAN
INSEMINATE HERSELF. THEN THE MALE GROWS A NEW PENIS.
IF THAT ISN'T THE MOST EPIC WAY TO TELL SOMEONE "GO
FUCK YOURSELF" I DON'T
KNOW WHAT IS.
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    • Man if I could throw my dick at hot girl n just grow another man I'd be paying child support to 999999999999999999999999 women!
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    • Now does each penis grow bigger then the next, hmmmm
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    • So funny but false: To mate, a male will insert his hectocotylus into the female's mantle cavity and deposit spermatophores (sperm packets). This process may take up to several hours, depending on the species. ... Typically, males die within months after mating, while females watch over their eggs u
      0339 21 aug
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    • Takes using a dildo to a new level
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    • My Ex Helped herself to mine I'm not growing a new one yet
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    • Now that is interesting, what if Man could do this
      Psmith 21 aug
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    • Fake. But funny.
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    • There is an Octopus with a detachable penis but can only grow it back only once
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    • I'm deleting your site. Don't need more vulgar right now.
      Wiechmjr 22 aug
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    • Not true
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    • OMG 😂😂
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    • That is the funniest thing I've ever seen I LMAO
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    • Funny wouldn't it be nice if true
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    • A non plastic/rubber dildo basically
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    • Not true. The males are smaller, and weaker. As a matter of a fact he stands a high chance of getting eaten by her.
      ninjachef 24 aug
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    • Most epic!
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    • Omg I dont have a penis but I'll buy one to throw
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    • O know that's right
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    • What the heck
      paulie69 21 aug
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