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WHEN A ROCK HITS YOUR WINDSHIELD...
STOP BLOWING
HOILEC IN CHIDI
WHEN A ROCK HITS YOUR WINDSHIELD... STOP BLOWING HOILEC IN CHIDI
Was that gal flirting with
me?
She was
trying to distract from a bad tip!
Tip your waiters!
Was that gal flirting with me? She was trying to distract from a bad tip! Tip your waiters!
The Sleeping Lady Mountain, about 33 miles northwest
Anchorage Alaska, taken from a drone
PICS
The Sleeping Lady Mountain, about 33 miles northwest Anchorage Alaska, taken from a drone PICS
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
SHHH,NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW
SHHH,NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
TO CATCH THE SOU YOU MUST BECOME THE SQUIRREL
Even if had a pocket FULL of
FUCKS
still wouldn't give you one.
Even if had a pocket FULL of FUCKS still wouldn't give you one.
ia
NS
LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
DPD1990 DPD1990
17d
ia NS LIUST SHIT IN HIS YARD!
Different size, same attitude
Different size, same attitude
WHEN YOU SAW THIS
YOU KNEW SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GET REAL
WHEN YOU SAW THIS YOU KNEW SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GET REAL
When you put the youth group in charge of the Sunday morning service
- ar=
Too Many
Assholes
Not enough
Bulletts
JennyGoff
17 mar
- ar= Too Many Assholes Not enough Bulletts
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY
GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
HOW THE FUCK DID A GENERATION RAISED ON SOUTH PARK AND FAMILY GUY GET SO OFFENDED OVER OLD DISNEY CARTOONS AND A TOY POTATO?
Cheating on me is easy.
But learning how to walk after
I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping.
Unknown Author
Cheating on me is easy. But learning how to walk after I shoot you in your kneecaps is hard. Stay loyal or stay limping, pimping. Unknown Author
10.
The Young Guy Sitting Down Was
Struggling With His Tie When The Older
Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation
And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial
Gargoyle Gargoyle
16 mar
10. The Young Guy Sitting Down Was Struggling With His Tie When The Older Gentleman Moved Without Hesitation And Gave Him A Step-By-Step Tutorial
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
Life Hack:
Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires.
Best $39.95 I ever spent.
Life Hack: Rent the same type of car that you own and switch the tires. Best $39.95 I ever spent.
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of
the quarn and can't stop
laughing
Heard that children born 9 months from now will be know as the 'children of the quarn and can't stop laughing
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
Just sitting here.....eaking popcorn....cell phone in hand with 9-1-....already punched in...
greek_makoto greek_makoto
15 mar
This is Thorin, he had cerebellar hypoplasia, which basically means his balance is way off. He lives a totally happy life, he just falls over a lot.