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When a woman says
all"
First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
Sagacious_Jeff Sagacious_Jeff
18 jun
When a woman says all" First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you
MY GIRLFRIEND WISHES COULD SEE THINGS FROM
HER POINT OF VIEW
OBRUH.com)
AGREE.
MY GIRLFRIEND WISHES COULD SEE THINGS FROM HER POINT OF VIEW OBRUH.com) AGREE.
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
ig: @rip.emotions
@rip_emotions
My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one
Me: But this one smells like you
ig: @rip.emotions @rip_emotions My man: If you need hoodie then ill buy you one Me: But this one smells like you
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals.
@SpiritualAsylum
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
Never trust someone who isn't kind to animals. @SpiritualAsylum
on your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
Assassinator Assassinator
17 feb
on your mark, get set, go fuck yourself.
Ok, now show me how you're going to protect
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman.
atiok
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman. atiok
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?"
AN
"Hey kids, you wanna live in the sewer, fight crime and eat pizza for the rest of your life?" AN
the only one who knows how fucked iam is
Google.
tightFabian5 tightFabian5
20 mar
the only one who knows how fucked iam is Google.
@betchesluvthis
I live for that 45 minutes on Saturday when you're no longer tired from the week before and not yet stressed about the next week
@betchesluvthis I live for that 45 minutes on Saturday when you're no longer tired from the week before and not yet stressed about the next week
OM
"ALLERGY SEASON"
BabyBlues BabyBlues
14 mar
OM "ALLERGY SEASON"
WE'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S XTENDED WARRANTY
If someone gave you
$200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money?
Xavier
Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
groupspositive1 groupspositive1
16 mar
If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money? Xavier Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
ITS NOT JUST THAT CARE ABOUT MY RIGHT TO OWN A GUN AND PROTECT MY FAMILY
IT'S ALSO THAT I QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO DO IT
gusto1011 gusto1011
24 mar
ITS NOT JUST THAT CARE ABOUT MY RIGHT TO OWN A GUN AND PROTECT MY FAMILY IT'S ALSO THAT I QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION FOR TRYING TO STOP ME FROM BEING ABLE TO DO IT
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the
"cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain
with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
This coffee is served with a cloud of "cotton candy", the coffee vapor rises to dissolve the "cotton candy" and the cloud begins to rain with sugar over the coffee. Coffee "mellow" in Shanghai China
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy?
30 years later:
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
You sure it's okay to have sex during pregnancy? 30 years later:
ot d tom
@YuckyTom omfg my boss is obsessed with me
bossman
Today AM
Are you coming to work today?
umm was literally just there yesterday??
Read AM
ot d tom @YuckyTom omfg my boss is obsessed with me bossman Today AM Are you coming to work today? umm was literally just there yesterday?? Read AM
Meanwhile, in Brazil...
I don't care how bad ass you think you are.
You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
Meanwhile, in Brazil... I don't care how bad ass you think you are. You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
MIN YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE 00.
MelissaHowell MelissaHowell
12 mar
MIN YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE 00.
This is what girls do when you send them dick pics
DavidEastwood DavidEastwood
19 mar
This is what girls do when you send them dick pics