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When even the slightest thing goes wrong at my job....
As as my witness
ATS
mot
When even the slightest thing goes wrong at my job.... As as my witness ATS mot
Growing up, went to Bowling
Alleys, Skating
Rinks & Drive-ins.
Did any of you go to all three?
Growing up, went to Bowling Alleys, Skating Rinks & Drive-ins. Did any of you go to all three?
Dreackul
That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Dreackul That whole penguin "long neck" thing just got me thinkin', you know?
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.
When hippie and a redneck start dating.
When hippie and a redneck start dating.
logicalHumor logicalHumor
20 mar
think your parrot is broken
I finally got my shot.
And I didn't have to wait weeks for my second one!
Jdub72 Jdub72
18 mar
I finally got my shot. And I didn't have to wait weeks for my second one!
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH
"BULLSHIT. HE BEGGED FOR IT."
EdgarRivette EdgarRivette
11 mar
COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH "BULLSHIT. HE BEGGED FOR IT."
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge
YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
JayODell JayODell
6d
THE FIRST RULE TO BEING A MAN IS I ge YOU'RE GONNA SPEND YOUR LIFE DOING CRAP YOU DON'T WANT TO DO
Wedding dress fram 1950s
YES or NO?
Wedding dress fram 1950s YES or NO?
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
claras claras
21 jun
When COVID-19 is over and you can finally go finish the th grade.
Apparently, 99% of men have a hard time locating this zipper
best_what best_what
19 mar
Apparently, 99% of men have a hard time locating this zipper
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free
da
Just like that?
When you're in church praying to get rich and someone hands you a basket of money for free da Just like that?
The purrfect home gym
YOGAPANTS
THE BACON OF CLOTHING
Leenoonmon
20 may
YOGAPANTS THE BACON OF CLOTHING
Thou shall not try me.
Mood 24:
Thou shall not try me. Mood 24:
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
Sunshine68 Sunshine68
18 mar
her: see its funny bc thought you were actually different me:
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER!
tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
thebigmlg thebigmlg
17 apr
LEES WHEN RE TME SUEPER TER! tust hick back all tue ais. Likevais, Makes urke
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds
AND DINT wANT To FORGET Your Sounds