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WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I
DISRESPECTFUL
WHEN GET DISRESPECTED, I DISRESPECTFUL
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
Wouldn't it be funny to secretly place a sex toy in someone else's yard sale then stand back and watch the reactions.
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN
NEITHER ONE WORKS
dad0f2 dad0f2
26d
THERE ARE TWO WAYS OF ARGUING WITH A WOMAN NEITHER ONE WORKS
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
26 may
What are you reaching for? Ooh ok.
NEED COFFEE
NEED COFFEE
Him: Can push your stool in?
Her: Let's see how dinner goes first
Him: Can push your stool in? Her: Let's see how dinner goes first
gregbrown
@mertinalrich
Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
gregbrown @mertinalrich Stimmy check? Nope...a chocolate dick in a box. I hate my friends
en you get your way but you're still pissed.
KarenBeth KarenBeth
6d
en you get your way but you're still pissed.
I made this tie for my dad when I was in grade. 11 years later he wears it to my graduation
DD
I made this tie for my dad when I was in grade. 11 years later he wears it to my graduation DD
Dolphins will deliberately provoke pufferfish so that they'll inflate and can then be used as a
ball for their games. Not all assholes are human.
Dolphins will deliberately provoke pufferfish so that they'll inflate and can then be used as a ball for their games. Not all assholes are human.
At my funeral can someone dress in all black with an umbrella and watch from a distance so my family thinks I had something big and mysterious going on
At my funeral can someone dress in all black with an umbrella and watch from a distance so my family thinks I had something big and mysterious going on
Listin pal... saw a bird
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Listin pal... saw a bird
if u ever saw me drunk, ur welcome cause bet ur night wasn't boring
if u ever saw me drunk, ur welcome cause bet ur night wasn't boring
Have you had your
, Coffee yei?
My iood bowlis pPinniy !
Have you had your , Coffee yei? My iood bowlis pPinniy !
FIRST! STOLE YOUR HEART. THEN STOLE YOUR
SOON STEAL YOUR FO00, PRIVAGY, AND EVERY,
OUNCE OF SANITY YOU HAVE-LEFT,
FIRST! STOLE YOUR HEART. THEN STOLE YOUR SOON STEAL YOUR FO00, PRIVAGY, AND EVERY, OUNCE OF SANITY YOU HAVE-LEFT,
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world
jose
They obviously haven't seen my patience
According to scientist at Harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world jose They obviously haven't seen my patience
Be with someone who would drive five hours just to see you for one.
Be with someone who would drive five hours just to see you for one.
ApacheLonewolf ApacheLonewolf
11 mar
He is not human
When your kid says mom
for the 745th time
> we an
When your kid says mom for the 745th time > we an