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When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
DocKilgore DocKilgore
14 may
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
John Dough
@AshitinHammer
People in the south when somebody breaks into their house:
te
o hell yeah
John Dough @AshitinHammer People in the south when somebody breaks into their house: te o hell yeah
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice.
Without hidden
agendas.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice. Without hidden agendas.
HUSBAND
A husband is like great wine,
it takes long time
to mature.
HUSBAND A husband is like great wine, it takes long time to mature.
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
Best plumber advertising ever
Best plumber advertising ever
going to pray like mom oh
God, oh God, don't stop, oh
God, Jesus yes, oh god!
jemanigh jemanigh
23 mar
going to pray like mom oh God, oh God, don't stop, oh God, Jesus yes, oh god!
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
HALLUCINOGENS TO THE ALLIGATORS
Me buying 20 loaves because cutting them is satisfying
"Don't throw hands if you're not gonna finish it, Janice"
never understood wedding gifts.
Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
never understood wedding gifts. Why are we rewarding people who are about to spilt all their bills and have a live in sexual partner? I'm the one who's lonely & broke, I deserve a damn air fryer
YOURE
SO?
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH.
.ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
YOURE SO? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH. .ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
Just heard cum referred to as
"high fructose
porn syrup' and
my life will never be the same.
Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup' and my life will never be the same.
aN
WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT,
AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK.
SS
aN WHEN CHRISTOPHER REEVE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER THE RIDING ACCIDENT THAT PARALYZED HIM, ROBIN WILLIAMS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR WEARING SCRUBS AND ANNOUNCED INA RUSSIAN ACCENT THAT HE WAS PROCTOLOGIST AND NEEDED TO EXAMINE HIM IMMEDIATELY. REEVE SAID IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE'D LAUGHED SINCE THE ACCIDENT, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON HE KNEW THAT LIFE WAS GOING TO BE OK. SS
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
God says:
I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident.
I love you.
God says: I created you with purpose and fora purpose. You are no accident. I love you.
Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic
(let fan
Our friend came over to babysit last night. 10 minutes after we left he sent me this pic (let fan
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years
as a sheep.
The Suecess Club
Gargoyle Gargoyle
22 mar
Better to live a day as lion than 100 years as a sheep. The Suecess Club
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door.
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?