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when he's funny, sexy, intelligent, uses correct grammar and punctuation, and loves memes as much as
here,
MasterMikeyMike MasterMikeyMike
27 may
when he's funny, sexy, intelligent, uses correct grammar and punctuation, and loves memes as much as here,
there are 21 million penguins in
Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of lreland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins
Kids Are Not Responsible For
*Caring for siblings
*Being emotional supports for adults
*Finding money to Pay bills
*Creating rules, structure, and order because the adults can't or won't
*Taking care of their parents emotionally
*Managing fights between parents.
*Protecting themselves from adults
*Figuring things out on their own
Kids Are Not Responsible For *Caring for siblings *Being emotional supports for adults *Finding money to Pay bills *Creating rules, structure, and order because the adults can't or won't *Taking care of their parents emotionally *Managing fights between parents. *Protecting themselves from adults *Figuring things out on their own
When no one is looking
SO you have time to set your dick just right
When no one is looking SO you have time to set your dick just right
My life hasn't been the same since
my accident.
What accident?
The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
My life hasn't been the same since my accident. What accident? The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring.
think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...
think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...
I'M ALWAYS FORCED
SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR
LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
I'M ALWAYS FORCED SHIT IM NOT QUALIFIED FOR LIKE BEING NICE TO FUCKING IDIOTS
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For
20 minutes because I had only counted 9,
I was holding the ith child
the entire time.
taniaye taniaye
7 mar
alyyas babysitting 10 kids and at onefpoint. I searched Frantically For 20 minutes because I had only counted 9, I was holding the ith child the entire time.
GOING TO
TO DISLIKE EVERY AD ON YOUTUBE
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
GOING TO TO DISLIKE EVERY AD ON YOUTUBE
When you need the loan and the bank wants a copy of your source of income
Tumbleweed33 Tumbleweed33
16 mar
When you need the loan and the bank wants a copy of your source of income
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?" Me: can't, I'm celebrating my dog's birthday"
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK
AN YAW STILY SET ING
coldMustangHumor coldMustangHumor
17 may
YOUR UBERISHOWS UP AND SHE'S NOT MASK AN YAW STILY SET ING
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my
Touehe
Pissed off the IT guy, and he said he was going to give me a black eye... andi laughed... looks like he put me in my Touehe
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
This is why you should not wrap your food in newspapers.
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
one day you will find someone who loves you like this bird loves this watermelon
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
WHO ELSE GREWIUP
LOOK AROUND YOU.
APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE.
NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME
INA YEAR.
SS
'A STORM COMING:
LOOK AROUND YOU. APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE. NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME INA YEAR. SS 'A STORM COMING:
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
KIDS TODAY ARE SOFT. I DIED ONCE WHEN I WAS FIVE, AND MY MOM MADE ME WALK IT OFF_
Hello, can you come and help us?
We left the keys in our car!
Andrew4041 Andrew4041
18 mar
Hello, can you come and help us? We left the keys in our car!
The circle of life is so beautiful
back_grew back_grew
21 mar
The circle of life is so beautiful