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When her safe word is "flower she keeps saying "flour"
Ru
troe troe
13d
When her safe word is "flower she keeps saying "flour" Ru
Kicking my cst cut ot for an atShole
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
guiltyFunny guiltyFunny
18 mar
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
WORK EVER KICK YOUR ASS SO BAD THAT YOU DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT HOME WITH NO MUSIC PLAYING?
his guy is a genius
his guy is a genius
HOW YOU LOOK
WHEN YOU SEE COPS AT THE NEIGHBOURS HOUSE
LoriWeber LoriWeber
16 may
HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU SEE COPS AT THE NEIGHBOURS HOUSE
think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...
think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
The older I get
the more I identify with these two
The older I get the more I identify with these two
Have I not commanded you
Be strong and courageous.
Do not be
do be discowraged, for the Lord your
God will be with you wherever you go.
JOSHUA
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
Have I not commanded you Be strong and courageous. Do not be do be discowraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go. JOSHUA
I wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
I wanted a cat, wife wanted a cow, so we got this
The dog is the mom now Lowed them
The dedication this birb mothers shows by sitting on 2 eggs
Edit: rt
The dedication this birb mothers shows by sitting on 2 eggs Edit: rt
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
TeeRob TeeRob
10 mar
Thought it was a midget with a fat ass
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie
Me: but this one smells like you
My boyfriend: if you need a hoodie, i'll buy you a hoodie Me: but this one smells like you
A Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes."
Drivers gave him cash, coffee, and joints for filling in potholes.
A Canadian man John McCue took it upon himself to fill potholes with the sign: "I filled the potholes. Pay me instead of your taxes." Drivers gave him cash, coffee, and joints for filling in potholes.
Age 18 talking to my recruiter
Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine
corps
Age 18 talking to my recruiter Age 22 After spending 4 years in the marine corps
One of my biggest faults
is that when I ask someone their name,
I forget to listen to what their name ts.
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name ts.
when you been acting crazy but he still calls you "baby"
when you been acting crazy but he still calls you "baby"
Why can't we see any UFO's?
It's a secret brother
ASTRONOMY Delete this after
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Why can't we see any UFO's? It's a secret brother ASTRONOMY Delete this after