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when I show up for work and the building is still standing
when I show up for work and the building is still standing
Husband: What's for dinner?
Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts.
Husband: Really?
Me: No, tequila's in the
freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
Husband: What's for dinner? Me: A tender filet mignon, lobster mac and cheese, with a side of garlic brussel sprouts. Husband: Really? Me: No, tequila's in the freezer. Man up. We're drinking dinner tonight.
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
aliciap aliciap
20 mar
How tf a computer gonna ask me if I'm a robot ,mf you a robot
Good morning
en
SandraWilliam77 SandraWilliam77
11 jun
Good morning en
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY
BEST
BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
GUYS I'M GONNA TRY MY BEST BUTIT'S A F CHING RADIOACTIVE DINGSAUR
YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT
THEY SERINUS
YOUR FACE WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO PERFECT THEY SERINUS
Roxi Horror
roxiqt
Everything is bad lately so do whatever makes you happy that doesn't hurt others. If playing video games brings you joy, do
it. If you feel better after a long run, go for it. If you want to invite a neighborhood opossum home for a tea party, treat yourself. Live your best life.
Roxi Horror roxiqt Everything is bad lately so do whatever makes you happy that doesn't hurt others. If playing video games brings you joy, do it. If you feel better after a long run, go for it. If you want to invite a neighborhood opossum home for a tea party, treat yourself. Live your best life.
IF YOU DON'T GET THIS
val
YOU'RE NOT A TRUE HORROR FAN
IF YOU DON'T GET THIS val YOU'RE NOT A TRUE HORROR FAN
WHEN YOU DRINK WHITE
CLAW BUT YOUR GIRL DRINKS WHISKEY
PapaLegba PapaLegba
9 jun
WHEN YOU DRINK WHITE CLAW BUT YOUR GIRL DRINKS WHISKEY
don't feel safe
going back
to work
You felt safe
going out to spend your unemployment check
don't feel safe going back to work You felt safe going out to spend your unemployment check
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no.
Your job isn't to be liked.
Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Don't feel bad that your kid doesn't like you today because you said no. Your job isn't to be liked. Your job is to raise a decent, kind, responsible human.
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
Kitty: I WAS ADOPTED!!! YAY
Dank
I'm gonna tell my kids this was LeBron James
TonyLong TonyLong
26 apr
Dank I'm gonna tell my kids this was LeBron James
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
Jfr1018
21 apr
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
MUD,
PUDDLES; TREES,
"STICKS AND TADPOLES :
MUD, PUDDLES; TREES, "STICKS AND TADPOLES :
lolfactory
My cat thought she was going to have fun time in the bucket
catbountry
blackcatkin
lolfactory My cat thought she was going to have fun time in the bucket catbountry blackcatkin
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water.
I was like well damn.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Someone asked me to name 2 structures that hold water. I was like well damn.
AA AA
It took me 5 min to understand this pic
AA AA It took me 5 min to understand this pic