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When most of your friends are older than you but they include you in everything:
When most of your friends are older than you but they include you in everything:
When you pull up to work
and the fucking place is still standing...
When you pull up to work and the fucking place is still standing...
When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
NOTICE +
\F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO
NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs
FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED
(LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW.
You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED.
WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC,
\eNock.
ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
NOTICE + \F YOU OPEN THIS DOOR AND DO NoT KNOCK BE PREPARED To SEE Your MOTHER IN ALL HER LOVELY NAVED FLUFFINESs FATHER IN HIS HAIRY NAKED (LORIDUSNESs. WE PAY RE DOING THINGS You CANNOT UNSEE OR Witt HAVE PERMANENTLY INGEAINED YOUR BeAIW. You HAVE BEEN FOREWARNED. WO YPUESELF FAVOR, IDC, \eNock. ND ict FE GIVEN FOR WrTWessed INCIDENTS.
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions?
@themarvelousmrsmom
This is your brain on motherhood. Any questions? @themarvelousmrsmom
WHO REMEMBERS THESE GUYS?
profuseberoldti profuseberoldti
13 mar
WHO REMEMBERS THESE GUYS?
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT
YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
pauliep pauliep
25 jun
CKOUU HEWS! YOIRE MaT YOU'RE WST A FUCKIN BITCH
"flirting because you're bored*
When they start calling you baby:
KEEPING UP WITH HE AS
ET WORK
"flirting because you're bored* When they start calling you baby: KEEPING UP WITH HE AS ET WORK
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination!
Ne
he
Go to
sleep & it will be ok
happyGroups666 happyGroups666
22 jun
Everything will be ok, with a little imagination! Ne he Go to sleep & it will be ok
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
tragic_groups tragic_groups
16 mar
Redbull is about to give this guy wings.
worstpetofday worstpetofday
14 mar
It's vet time! The look on Penny's face is priceless!
mgZHEER UBagg
I \
HERE'S SOME BOOBS
Reddog999 Reddog999
11 jun
mgZHEER UBagg I \ HERE'S SOME BOOBS
Saint Bob Payne
@readyforpayne
Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story?
One day you will be able to do
whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Saint Bob Payne @readyforpayne Hey kid, wanna hear a scary story? One day you will be able to do whatever you want and you will choose to stay home alone
Today an elephant decided to have a drink at my swimming pool
What can
we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
What can we do to stop living CLICK = in fear?
Well, that Leprechaun is screwed...
Well, that Leprechaun is screwed...
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
telling my 6 year old about homeschooling for the next couple months and he asked if i had to do that when was a kid and i said no and then he asked if chairs were even invented yet, so i think the first thing we'll study is his fucking attitude.
logicalHumor logicalHumor
20 mar
think your parrot is broken
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes