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When Napoleon agrees to
sell the whole Louisiana
Territory for an acre
James
Monroe
"Robert
Livingston
Thomas
Jefferson
When Napoleon agrees to sell the whole Louisiana Territory for an acre James Monroe "Robert Livingston Thomas Jefferson
The bright side about being stuck at home,
No one can judge your day drinking.
Extre
thiccAsking thiccAsking
13 apr
The bright side about being stuck at home, No one can judge your day drinking. Extre
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin
Someone's life
Life Hack #713 When giving advice always add "but what the hell do I know" So you don't feel bad if you ruin Someone's life
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
MsDea MsDea
12 mar
A year ago today we were all just like walking around with our naked faces like a bunch of sluts
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling:
"THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
Apparently, running around Walmart with an Alka-Selter In my mouth yelling: "THE VACCINE ISN'T WORKING!"
I have gained their trust
(via theblessedone)
Happyfi5h Happyfi5h
10 mar
I have gained their trust (via theblessedone)
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Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it.
How ToBeADad
of Can you die from sitting on the floor to play with your kid, because I just tried to get up and it feels like you can die from it. How ToBeADad
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack.
77
Of course they do. Their feet can barely touch the pedals. Cut them some slack. 77
A CARTOON SKUNK TRYING TO KISS CARTOON CAT OFFENOS YOU?
YOU'RE A SPEGIAL KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU??
A CARTOON SKUNK TRYING TO KISS CARTOON CAT OFFENOS YOU? YOU'RE A SPEGIAL KINDA STUPID, AREN'T YOU??
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
15 mar
When you find the milk carton at the grocery store that expires 1 day later than all the other milk cartons
I Saw this wrong
22toomany 22toomany
12 may
I Saw this wrong
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
Me thinking about how the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them
Never wish them pain.
That's not who you are.
If they caused you pain, they must have pain inside.
Wish them healing.
That's what they need.
Najwa Zebian
Never wish them pain. That's not who you are. If they caused you pain, they must have pain inside. Wish them healing. That's what they need. Najwa Zebian
Let's sit here and talk about life
Let's sit here and talk about life
work-out' of.
Capacities
One person 3-7 cubic ft.
Small family 8-14 cubic ft.
Powe
Medium to large family 15-26 cubic ft.
KristinLake KristinLake
10 mar
work-out' of. Capacities One person 3-7 cubic ft. Small family 8-14 cubic ft. Powe Medium to large family 15-26 cubic ft.
You get sucked into a SO TV time warp and must live with one family. Choose wisely.
hungry90spage hungry90spage
20 mar
You get sucked into a SO TV time warp and must live with one family. Choose wisely.
The less people you chill with.
The less bullshit you deal with.
graciJo graciJo
10 mar
The less people you chill with. The less bullshit you deal with.
When you try to leave the morning after and she asks what you want for breakfast
I have to return some videotapes.
When you try to leave the morning after and she asks what you want for breakfast I have to return some videotapes.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH,
LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this
Very Big One.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.
wititudesbirb wititudesbirb
13 mar
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.