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When people ask me why I think
I am better than everyone else
I Lift Shit.
When people ask me why I think I am better than everyone else I Lift Shit.
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
Is there any better boost to your self-esteem than when a cat that hates everyone ends up liking you?
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
The perfect wedding dress doesn't ext-
\ greta gerNIG
@NILES100
shag do commercials like he in debt
\ greta gerNIG @NILES100 shag do commercials like he in debt
Anyone else ever feel like [buiiding ]a log cabin in the woods and society behind?
verymanshed101 verymanshed101
17 mar
Anyone else ever feel like [buiiding ]a log cabin in the woods and society behind?
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE
TO 'SEETHE
BoneKing69 BoneKing69
5 may
IT TAKES A KEEN EVE TO 'SEETHE
grandma: you've grown so much since I I last saw you! me who visited a week ago:
teda week ag
grandma: you've grown so much since I I last saw you! me who visited a week ago: teda week ag
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
When u open the spaghetti sauce jar on your first try
his first day on the job
jessica8 jessica8
15d
his first day on the job
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD
EVER HAVE.
YOUR LITTLE FAMILY IS THE BEST TEAM YOU COULD EVER HAVE.
"How are you?"
Me: I'm fine, same old
Also me
"How are you?" Me: I'm fine, same old Also me
I ate that Leprechaun
He was maaically delicious!
I ate that Leprechaun He was maaically delicious!
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE YOUNG AND FUN AND THE NEXT MINUTE YOU PREDICT THE WEATHER WITK YOUR PAN KNEE.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
Always be Thankful to
God because He supplies all your needs.
PatriciaRegis PatriciaRegis
8 mar
Always be Thankful to God because He supplies all your needs.
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
crazychic crazychic
12 mar
When life is falling apart but you're totally used to it now.
Look, I'ma hooman. Get off da counter; don't eat mai fud, dur.dur dur dur
Look, I'ma hooman. Get off da counter; don't eat mai fud, dur.dur dur dur
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
MolanoMosh MolanoMosh
8 may
Me Trashy horror movies with lots of nudity and gratuitous viofence
She danced like nobody was watching
But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
best4funny420 best4funny420
10 mar
She danced like nobody was watching But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask,
I'm vaccinated.
It's ok, I don't need to wear a mask, I'm vaccinated.