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When she asks if you got a condom and believes you when you flash the noodle seasoning pack
When she asks if you got a condom and believes you when you flash the noodle seasoning pack
The best thing to spend on your relationship is time, conversation, understanding, and honesty.
JennyGoff
12 mar
The best thing to spend on your relationship is time, conversation, understanding, and honesty.
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice.
Without hidden
agendas.
Here4thenow Here4thenow
16 mar
This may sound crazy...but some of us really are just nice. Without hidden agendas.
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty.
Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My girlfriend told me that I'm pretty. Well, the whole sentence was "you're pretty annoying", but I focus only on the positive things.
agirl complimenting
me wondering me
who could've dared her to say that
Rikkeej Rikkeej
11 mar
agirl complimenting me wondering me who could've dared her to say that
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT FACING YOUR FeARS, WHICH ILL Be PLAYING ON THE UKULELE.
staidHumor512 staidHumor512
16 mar
THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT FACING YOUR FeARS, WHICH ILL Be PLAYING ON THE UKULELE.
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC
BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
NOT GOINGBACK TO SCHOOL ,NOT BECAUSE OF THEPANDEMIC BUTBECAUSEIDON T WANT TOGIVE UP MY WAKEUP TIME
If someone gave you
$200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money?
Xavier
Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
groupspositive1 groupspositive1
16 mar
If someone gave you $200 because "you're ugly" would you take the money? Xavier Absolutely. I'm ugly,not stupid
asicksenseotnathing:
elkane:
Jack Dawson... Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in
1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things
In life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years bullding his weaith and
In 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby... Millionaire with a shady
asicksenseotnathing: elkane: Jack Dawson... Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things In life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years bullding his weaith and In 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby... Millionaire with a shady
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
Seeing my irlfriend's boobs or the 47292th time
COOU HOME AND
COOU HOME AND
SS
SS
CARRIER
It works
Louie888 Louie888
5 mar
SS SS CARRIER It works
RENT.
NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
ornerySake ornerySake
9 may
RENT. NOW IVEGOTA PLACE TO STARVE TH HEATH
Go ahead... try to grab it
Go ahead... try to grab it
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS...
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
ff
Militarycreep Militarycreep
10 mar
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU GUYS... WHEREVER YOU ARE! ff
"you'll understand when you're older"
am older and i understand absolutely nothing
"you'll understand when you're older" am older and i understand absolutely nothing
These are the kind of harmless pranks that are actually funny
grandma: you've grown so much since I I last saw you! me who visited a week ago:
teda week ag
grandma: you've grown so much since I I last saw you! me who visited a week ago: teda week ag
70sguy 70sguy
21 mar
Posted by Sane i.im... SO 10 A termite road (above) and an ants toad (below) both protected by a row of their soldiers in a confrontation without fighting
"this door tastes good" "Alexa, what's the smartest breed of dog?"