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when she says her hips hurt after being on top for 5 minutes
when she says her hips hurt after being on top for 5 minutes
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to
Target. The female to male ratio is like
10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
don't know why men go to bars to try and meet women. Go to Target. The female to male ratio is like 10 and they're already looking for crap they don't need.
@queens ovor_lo
with brains.
Mes
Best is
MemeCartel MemeCartel
18 mar
@queens ovor_lo with brains. Mes Best is
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING
OF REALIZING THERE'S NO
VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
MY KIDS WILL NEVER: KNOW THAT AWFUL FEELING OF REALIZING THERE'S NO VHS TAPE BEHIND THE BOK AT THE CTOREX
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids
Were dead.
BOOM
CHILDHOOD RUINED
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
Peter Pan was an angel that held kid's hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That's why they never grew up. All those kids Were dead. BOOM CHILDHOOD RUINED
THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND
BRE ALWAVS THE HAARHRECT
THE FIRST 5 DAYS AFTER THE WEEKEND BRE ALWAVS THE HAARHRECT
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
My dog went to give me his paw ut then said "sike"... My dog just did the ultimate psych out
6600 languages in the world and
you decide you wanna talk shit
diablo1 diablo1
13 mar
6600 languages in the world and you decide you wanna talk shit
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI
WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
12 may
HOVE WHEN PEORIECANE HANDLE MY SMART ASSIMOUTHI WITHOUT GETTING OFFENDED LIKE LITTLE BITCH
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
That hot chick from high school who's finally ready to give you a chance.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
WHEN THE CAT GETS IN TROUBLE FOR SOMETHING YOU DID.
Her: why u keep talking to her after I gave ua look?
Him: what look?
Her: I raised my eyebrows
Him: How am I supposed to know? U draw them shits differently every da-
AlI
KevinPeterson KevinPeterson
13 mar
Her: why u keep talking to her after I gave ua look? Him: what look? Her: I raised my eyebrows Him: How am I supposed to know? U draw them shits differently every da- AlI
You cannot save everyone,
Some people are
going to destroy themselves
no matter how much
you try to help them.
Simple
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
You cannot save everyone, Some people are going to destroy themselves no matter how much you try to help them. Simple
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not
/ speaking to each now.
other right now.
\Visit Jim Hunt at
I don't avoid housework.
In fact, I see it all the time. We're just not / speaking to each now. other right now. \Visit Jim Hunt at I don't avoid housework.
Dwayne Johnson's Family
Get Tested After Being
Unable To Smell What The
Rock Is Cooking
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
26 feb
Dwayne Johnson's Family Get Tested After Being Unable To Smell What The Rock Is Cooking
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker
But I think she's bluffing.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes My wife is thinking of leaving me because of my obsession with poker But I think she's bluffing.
Did you know?
You can survive without eating for
weeks, but you will only live
11 days without sleeping.
Gi
Did you know? You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. Gi
My reaction to pretty much everything these days
the fuck
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
My reaction to pretty much everything these days the fuck
When you want a Golden Retriever but are only allowed to get a cat
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
When you want a Golden Retriever but are only allowed to get a cat
My toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break.
My toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break.
When I shit myself
At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to
see who is next.
onedigit
10 mar
When I shit myself At my funeral take the bouquet off my coffin & throw into the crowd to see who is next.