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When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth
But you still keep listening
p1ousNCFStup1d p1ousNCFStup1d
31 mar
When someone is telling you a lie when you already know the truth But you still keep listening
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
No one:
Every killer's mom ever:
*My boy is the
in the whale wtde world
No one: Every killer's mom ever: *My boy is the in the whale wtde world
Even in our worst day, we still have the
Greatest
God.
decaying_gr0ups decaying_gr0ups
22 may
Even in our worst day, we still have the Greatest God.
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying
HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
22toomany 22toomany
12 mar
Anytime you tell your wife to do something, finish it with saying HAVE SPOKEN!!!"
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
PhilBryant PhilBryant
10 may
When you're the only dude who brought weed to the party
happy_memezar happy_memezar
13 mar
This kid's_sound effects! are so accurate
wasn't a Fa t
My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wasn't a Fa t My lower, Kiss ay just blew: you! a Kiss
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean.
AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
wish at least one of my personalities loved to clean. AUNT Y ACiD 2020 aunty acid
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS.
OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
Romethetoker Romethetoker
29 dec 2020
WHEN YOUR GRANDMA FINDS. OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY E BREAKFASTs:
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD)
TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
Seraphim Seraphim
8 mar
SOON'T GIVE THEM THERE THINGS YOU WISHED YOU HAD) TEACH THEM ALL THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU KNEW
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tdiddym
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Firepuss Firepuss
4 jun
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tdiddym OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Look, I got him to sleep!
groupssmush29 groupssmush29
20 may
Look, I got him to sleep!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS?
A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND BAKED BEANS? A FART THAT STICKS TO THE ROOF OF YOUR ASS.
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
Meat_Head Meat_Head
23d
This veteran was asked by a little girl if he would do it again. He said "Yes, for you."
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific
Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
There is a pass in Wyoming where a stream splits and half the water goes to the Pacific Ocean and half goes to the Atlantic Ocean.
Me watching my coffee brewing
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Me watching my coffee brewing
if
YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR SEATREIT
don94919 don94919
7 may
if YOU SHOULD ALWAYS WEAR SEATREIT
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT.
THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
NEVER GIVE UP ON A DREAM JUST BECAUSE OF THE TIME IT WILL TAKE TO ACCOMPLISH IT. THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY.
fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.