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When someone says you're beautiful when you wake up.
And you know it's true.
unholyRpage777 unholyRpage777
17 mar
When someone says you're beautiful when you wake up. And you know it's true.
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT
YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO SOMEONE AND THOUGHT YOU'VE GOT THE IO OF A FUCKING CRAYON
COSPLAY
Giving male otakus wet dreams since 1976!
Reddog999 Reddog999
22 jun
COSPLAY Giving male otakus wet dreams since 1976!
Adrian
My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
Adrian My husband said the doctor told him I can suck out his kidney stone. After 3 days of trying, I think he lied to me.
'holdup: 'unthere
we
where voulthink youre gonna fetirkihat thermometer
'holdup: 'unthere we where voulthink youre gonna fetirkihat thermometer
Go ahead.. guess who
BoogeyMann BoogeyMann
23 may
Go ahead.. guess who
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
NEMO HITCHING A RIDE
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW YOU RESCUED ME
dorahaty dorahaty
20 jun
"TELL ME THE STORY OF HOW YOU RESCUED ME
PETTING
BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
PETTING BE SURE NOT TO ACTIVATE I THEIR MURDER BUTTON.
DID YOU KNOW?
@healthtips.247
When feeling depressed, do some cleaning.
Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
Tirojoza Tirojoza
15 mar
DID YOU KNOW? @healthtips.247 When feeling depressed, do some cleaning. Studies show that Straightening out the physical aspects of your life can also bring clarity to the mental ones.
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...
Just tried making hand sanitizer
But it came out as
Jello Shots
Just tried making hand sanitizer But it came out as Jello Shots
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
My curfew was lightning bugs. My parents didn't call my cell, they yelled my name, played outside online... And if didn't eat what mom cooked, I didn't eat. Does anybody remember?
Yall be having imaginary enemies
Aint no way somebody messing with you everyday
Yall be having imaginary enemies Aint no way somebody messing with you everyday
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tdiddym
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Firepuss Firepuss
4 jun
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tdiddym OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse
Kyle
@kkunta__
calling my mom a
Ginger ale could make your upset stomach worse Kyle @kkunta__ calling my mom a
"Describe yourself in three words"
Me:
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
"Describe yourself in three words" Me:
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
Look at this big guy
fun _fact
Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect
as the man left the widow's home.
taniaye taniaye
18 mar
fun _fact Jesse James (an outlaw) once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collect as the man left the widow's home.