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When someone says, "You suck."
Say: "Not for free."
The look on their face is priceless.
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
5 mar
When someone says, "You suck." Say: "Not for free." The look on their face is priceless.
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me
I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
13d
Be careful where you shop online. We ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us.
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
Take me to the fridge, tiny human
YOURE
SO?
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH.
.ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
YOURE SO? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I'VE BEEN WITH. .ALL THE OTHERS WERE AT LEAST HIGH SEVENS OR LOW EIGHTS.
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give
you?"
Student: Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: Homework!"
jerry1752 jerry1752
8 mar
Teacher: " Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: Homework!"
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
When you hear the guy find the dick you drew on his forehead while on firewatch
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL.
Service Dog
@3
same_ipetsplanet same_ipetsplanet
12 mar
was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL. Service Dog @3
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
EXPENSIVE!
EVE
al
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
EXPENSIVE! EVE al
Street cats: house cats:
fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats
for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Street cats: house cats: fought snakes and meomw I omly eat birds and rats for breakfast eat dry crunches so fast puke
Whales are believed to have evolved to become the largest creatures on Earth because their biggest, most fearsome predator - the 50-foot-long
Megalodon shark - became extinct at the beginning of the Ice Age.
Whales are believed to have evolved to become the largest creatures on Earth because their biggest, most fearsome predator - the 50-foot-long Megalodon shark - became extinct at the beginning of the Ice Age.
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390
away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative
10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention.
IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
Rikkeej Rikkeej
16 mar
If you had $86,400 in your bank account and someone stole $10 from you, would you be upset and throw the remaining amount $86,390 away? No. See, we have 86,400 seconds each day. Don't let a negative 10 seconds ruin your entire day. You run this shit. Pay attention. IKEEPONLEARNINGOAILY
"This mirror makes me look ripped."
4
"This mirror makes me look ripped." 4
We see lots of pictures of wounded male veterans. Did you ever see a picture of wounded female veterans? Here is one.
Pass It Onl!
taniaye taniaye
12 mar
We see lots of pictures of wounded male veterans. Did you ever see a picture of wounded female veterans? Here is one. Pass It Onl!
ULTIMATE JOKERS QUOTES
NOT EVERY MAN IS AFTER SEX NOT EVERY WOMEN IS AFTER MONEY SOME JUST NEED PEACE OF MIND AND TRUE LOVE
Chrissy20us Chrissy20us
16 mar
ULTIMATE JOKERS QUOTES NOT EVERY MAN IS AFTER SEX NOT EVERY WOMEN IS AFTER MONEY SOME JUST NEED PEACE OF MIND AND TRUE LOVE
If money doesn't grow
on trees, then why do banks
ave hranchec?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks ave hranchec?
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give a perspective of a grizzly bears paw size.
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give a perspective of a grizzly bears paw size.