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When someone scrolls past my meme, without reacting.
Well,
DEN
When someone scrolls past my meme, without reacting. Well, DEN
Three stages of life:
1. Birth
2. What the fuck is this
3. Death
Three stages of life: 1. Birth 2. What the fuck is this 3. Death
Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They
shine when it's their time.
none8
15 mar
Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They shine when it's their time.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC,
BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
WITH TIME, YOU'LL COME TO SEE THAT THE FRANTIC, BROKEN, ANXIOUS, UNHINGED VERSION OF YOU WAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. YOU WERE SIMPLY A KINDHEARTED PERSON REACTING TO A VERY UNKIND SITUATION.
She got a nerve to tell me
"My eye's are up here."
70sguy 70sguy
6 apr
She got a nerve to tell me "My eye's are up here."
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
overratedClean overratedClean
19 mar
When the insurance company wants a diagram of the accident
Teacher: You failed the test
Me: And you failed to educate me
Teacher: Are you talking back?
Me: Yes, that's how conversations works
Teacher:
Teacher: You failed the test Me: And you failed to educate me Teacher: Are you talking back? Me: Yes, that's how conversations works Teacher:
My cat will never forgive me for petting another cat.
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
ste hahata
"ger
stop...
can't breathe you're killing me!
ste hahata "ger stop... can't breathe you're killing me!
EXPENSIVE!
EVE
al
Rikkeej Rikkeej
10 mar
EXPENSIVE! EVE al
One lie
is enough to question all truths.
320solutions 320solutions
26 apr
One lie is enough to question all truths.
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS.
HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
that_mens_corner that_mens_corner
10 mar
THE TURTLE CAN BREATHE THROUGH IT'S ASS. HUMANS HAVE NOT YET REACHED THIS STAGE OF EVOLUTION, ALTHOUGH MANY HAVE LEARNED TO TALK THROUGH IT.
OK, READY, FOR, BED
Gargoyle Gargoyle
18 mar
OK, READY, FOR, BED
All of us right now
WHAT DAY IS IT?
A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
taniaye taniaye
6 feb
All of us right now WHAT DAY IS IT? A. MONDAY TUESDAY c. 1982 D. SATURDAY
La DAILY MOVIES
& \
Can i get your signature
\G im.
Give mea
HOMIE_410
15 mar
La DAILY MOVIES & \ Can i get your signature \G im. Give mea
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
WHEN PEOPLE REMIND OF ALL THE BAD SHIT You DID
AND IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
WHEN PEOPLE REMIND OF ALL THE BAD SHIT You DID AND IT BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
Conrad Brunstrom
@conbrunstrom
And in good news that makes up for everything, in Costa Rica they've discovered a frog that looks more like
Kermit than any other frog.
Conrad Brunstrom @conbrunstrom And in good news that makes up for everything, in Costa Rica they've discovered a frog that looks more like Kermit than any other frog.
JUST CHECKED MY BANK AC
"RETURN EVERYTHING YOU HOOKER HEELS... YOU'RE
GONNA NEED THOSE."
JUST CHECKED MY BANK AC "RETURN EVERYTHING YOU HOOKER HEELS... YOU'RE GONNA NEED THOSE."
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
13 mar
This fried spinach was success! My family loved it and they can't stop smiling. I am such a great cook!