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When the entire class copies off of one kid
When the entire class copies off of one kid
MORNIN' Y'ALL!
GOT COFFEE?
MORNIN' Y'ALL! GOT COFFEE?
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START
LOSING THE BATTLE...
puffyplanet puffyplanet
20 mar
WHEN YOU'RE STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND START LOSING THE BATTLE...
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE
IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE.
SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
Rikkeej Rikkeej
6 jun
MEDICAL FACT: IF A WOMAN DRINKS TWO GLASSES OF WINE A DAY, IT INCREASES THE CHANCE OF A STROKE IF YOU LET HER FINISH THE BOTTLE. SHE'LL PROBABLY SUCK IT AS WELL.
WHEN YOU STRIKE IT BIG ON LOTTO
BUT THE REDNECK GENE IS TOO STRONG TO FIGHT.
WHEN YOU STRIKE IT BIG ON LOTTO BUT THE REDNECK GENE IS TOO STRONG TO FIGHT.
Did You JusT Coucl vP A BLOND HAIRBALL?) a_") _Y
desiloo desiloo
8 mar
Did You JusT Coucl vP A BLOND HAIRBALL?) a_") _Y
you're my meow meow
you're my meow meow
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
back_grew back_grew
20 mar
DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU HAD A BETTER CHILDHOOD WITHOUT CELL PHONES, FACEBOOK AND TABLETS THAT ALL THESE TEENS HAVE TODAY?
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a
rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Some of ya'll idiots snorting cocaine that's been cut with SO different toxic chemicals with a rolled up bill that's been shoved up a strippers ass crack and you walking around town with a mask on scared of covid 19.
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Let's see the easter bunny they said
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
Louie888 Louie888
26 apr
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
lost my wallet. These boys found it and wouldnt accept any reward. People are good!
Helping Others
lost my wallet. These boys found it and wouldnt accept any reward. People are good! Helping Others
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
22toomany 22toomany
19 mar
Dont bite the hand that fingered you or whatever they be sayin.
The end of the
My girlfriend
SSS
The end of the My girlfriend SSS
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION
JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE
"HERE KITTY KITTY"
crazychic crazychic
18 mar
IF IM EVER KILLED BY A MOUNTAIN LION JUST KNOW MY LAST WORDS WERE "HERE KITTY KITTY"
hate when the voices
In my head silent
You never knoW What those little
hate when the voices In my head silent You never knoW What those little
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy
Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
Him: Tell me your wildest fantasy Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast
That's the only time I wear mask@
TedVinceGal TedVinceGal
13 mar
That's the only time I wear mask@
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS
"WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 jun
WHEN I PET SOMEONE'S DOG AND HE SAYS "WOW! HE DOESN'T LET ANYONE DO THAT"
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance.
Operator: What's your location?
Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street.
Operator: Can you spell that for me?
Man: (long awkward pause)
Operator: Sir? Are you there?
Man: I'm gonna drag him over to
Pine street and call right back.
hiimpetty hiimpetty
5 mar
Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Man: A guy just got hit by a car, I need an ambulance. Operator: What's your location? Man: I'm on Eucalyptus street. Operator: Can you spell that for me? Man: (long awkward pause) Operator: Sir? Are you there? Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine street and call right back.