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When U realize the bulge in his his sweatpants was all balls and no weenie
When U realize the bulge in his his sweatpants was all balls and no weenie
People can't use you if you're useless
People can't use you if you're useless
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
CopHumorIGboi CopHumorIGboi
12 mar
That awkward moment when your retired bomb dog alerts on something on your walk....
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE
THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts.
At night, I'm a little more open- -minded
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LisaBruce LisaBruce
12 mar
During the day, I don't believe in ghosts. At night, I'm a little more open- -minded www.unknownmami.co m
We accidentally amputated your dick.
Ma'am you need to calm down!
We accidentally amputated your dick. Ma'am you need to calm down!
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
Me acting retarted so they can kick me out the Army
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley
Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber?
TITTIES, YES...
REMEMBER.
Me: *Gets mugged by a hot lady in the alley Cops: Do you remember anything about the robber? TITTIES, YES... REMEMBER.
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
Louie888 Louie888
26 apr
"DRUG SNIFFING DOG SEEKS MEDICAL DETOX AFTER TEN YEARS ON 'HE FORCE."
THEY KNOW
WuEM VaIrRE man DAno
THEY KNOW WuEM VaIrRE man DAno
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
HEKT TIME THEY WILL BUY
FOOBS THAT LIKE
Ashley104 Ashley104
2 feb
HEKT TIME THEY WILL BUY FOOBS THAT LIKE
The dog was much happy before her
The dog was much happy before her
WAIT... THIS ToO MucH REMEMBER WHAT THEY TO ME, SOHN
WAIT... THIS ToO MucH REMEMBER WHAT THEY TO ME, SOHN
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN
THE IGHT AT THEEND
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN THE IGHT AT THEEND
You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it.
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You can't change what's happened in your past, so before you let it destroy your future; learn to live with it. * -
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
How to enjoy a nice quiet Holiday with your family this year.
My new coworker
Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of live
My new coworker Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of live
When They Find out its
1400 a Kid
on
These Ain't The Same
Kids You Claimed Last Yea
Rodney DaBoss
~let
rodney219 rodney219
11 mar
When They Find out its 1400 a Kid on These Ain't The Same Kids You Claimed Last Yea Rodney DaBoss ~let
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood
and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?
Louie888 Louie888
7 mar
Hi, I finished my free trial of adulthood and I'm no longer interested so I would like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?