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when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
70sguy 70sguy
14 jun
when u smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
Damn, they really did escape??
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
Damn, they really did escape??
DEAR MOMS AND DADS
THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
Anthony82 Anthony82
27 may
DEAR MOMS AND DADS THANK YOU FOR RAISING HEROES
This is me pretending to be on my phone so no one talks to me
This is me pretending to be on my phone so no one talks to me
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE
INTO A FROG
Betteboop65 Betteboop65
21 mar
WOMAN IN HISTORY TO TURN A PRINCE INTO A FROG
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @
@myjesusjam
You get to go on summer vacation here with your @ @myjesusjam
me: can I have money
mom: money don't grow on trees me: well money is paper and paper comes from leaves and leaves grow on tree so i need a 100 thanks
lordRai lordRai
15 mar
me: can I have money mom: money don't grow on trees me: well money is paper and paper comes from leaves and leaves grow on tree so i need a 100 thanks
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
moistYutSarnt moistYutSarnt
10 mar
WHEN THE COMMAND HEARS YOU ARE GETTING OUT...
DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SKIP POSTS ABOUT GOD, BUT IF
YOU ARE NOT ONE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SAY, "GOD, LOVE YOU
DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SKIP POSTS ABOUT GOD, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT ONE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SAY, "GOD, LOVE YOU
LET'S NOT FORGET OUR WOUNDED FEMALE VETERANS.
RESPECT.
LET'S NOT FORGET OUR WOUNDED FEMALE VETERANS. RESPECT.
REMEMBER 2 THINGS WHEN
ON PAGE:
1- ONLY JOKES
2- NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
_ ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
dad0f2 dad0f2
22 jun
REMEMBER 2 THINGS WHEN ON PAGE: 1- ONLY JOKES 2- NO ONE GIVES A FUCK _ ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
IMAGINE BEING ON A DATE WITH A GIRL AND YOUR FRIEND SENDS YOU THIS
DDivya DDivya
13 mar
IMAGINE BEING ON A DATE WITH A GIRL AND YOUR FRIEND SENDS YOU THIS
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after
adoption.
Two photos taken an nour apart... before and after adoption.
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
Nah I'll just take the wolf pack
Father who beat man to death for raping his 5 year old daughter faces no charges in Texas.
This is the kind of news I want to hear
about!
22toomany 22toomany
24 mar
Father who beat man to death for raping his 5 year old daughter faces no charges in Texas. This is the kind of news I want to hear about!
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
9 mar
Karen: I'm never shopping here again Everyone in the store:
It finally happened
Rikkeej Rikkeej
17 mar
It finally happened
II I will open door
SOON.
II I will open door SOON.