• When was about 9 years old, I accompanied my father to the funeral of a friend of his, someone who I didn't even know.
When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to pass.
Then a man approached me and said, 'Enjoy life kid, be happy because time flies. Look at me now, I didn't enjoy it.'
Then he passed his hand over my head and left.
My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person.
When looked in the coffin, I was horrified to see that the man in the coffin was the same man who had spoken to me!
was so traumatised I couldn't sleep properly.
had terrible nightmares. I was terrified of being alone.
couldn't sleep without a night light for many years.
saw many psychologists, endured much turmoil throughout my adolescent years.
It got better as I aged, but I would still occasionally wake up screaming in fear.
Years later, I discovered something incredible that changed my life...
The dead bastard had a twin.
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