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When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
alb2655 alb2655
2d
They launched His rocket a giant dick into looked like a the sky today penis too
I'm the kind of person
SS Who doesn't talk to others until they talk to me first.
I'm the kind of person SS Who doesn't talk to others until they talk to me first.
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to.
that shit ruins you
thoughts
ClayClark
10 mar
My heart breaks for anyone who lays in bed at night and wonders why they weren't enough for the one person they would give the world to. that shit ruins you thoughts
"Keep rescuing animals,
You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
"Keep rescuing animals, You may lose your mind, but you will surely find your soul."
Dear Lord,
Thank tor this food we are: about-to eat...
Please don't let us get caught.
Amen:
CharElliott CharElliott
14 mar
Dear Lord, Thank tor this food we are: about-to eat... Please don't let us get caught. Amen:
This is Josephine Myrtle Corbin. She was born with 2 pairs of legs.
QuergNew
am asking myself the same question right now...
Metz843 Metz843
23 mar
This is Josephine Myrtle Corbin. She was born with 2 pairs of legs. QuergNew am asking myself the same question right now...
Tumbleweed33 Tumbleweed33
6 mar
Her. He's probably cheating on me right now Him:
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from
COVID19.
I have the most loving wife. Last night I woke up while she was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from COVID19.
DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER HEARING,
"KEEP CRYING AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT."
IN THEIR
CHILDHOOD?
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER HEARING, "KEEP CRYING AND I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT." IN THEIR CHILDHOOD?
When u need motivational support and
your puppy gotchu
When u need motivational support and your puppy gotchu
I ain't afraid of no toast
ritzpage2boi ritzpage2boi
10 mar
I ain't afraid of no toast
ta -
CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
ta - CATWOMAN AND IRON MAN.
DAY Ht
ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
DAY Ht ThE HUWAANS STILL RT
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply....
"Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls"
(Anyone else hear that?)
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
9 mar
When we'd ask Mom what time is it, her reply.... "Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter to his balls" (Anyone else hear that?)
I don't drink caffeine to wake up,
I wake up to drink caffeine.
I don't drink caffeine to wake up, I wake up to drink caffeine.
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
My dad seeing my ass get beaten by my mom for something he gave permission for
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS
THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
TonyMcclenahan TonyMcclenahan
30 apr
9 OUT OF 10 MEN LIKE BIG BOOBS THE OTHER PREFERS THE 9
You gotta ask women nowadays;
Are you Single Single,
Mad at Him Single, or
He's in Jail Single?
Siego129
9 mar
You gotta ask women nowadays; Are you Single Single, Mad at Him Single, or He's in Jail Single?
American pride
Thank you to all vets
420BayRay
31 may
American pride Thank you to all vets