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WHEN YOU ARE SMOKING A BRISKET AND THE SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES
WHEN YOU ARE SMOKING A BRISKET AND THE SMOKE GETS IN YOUR EYES
When you buy a nice present for a loved one
and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!"
You get what you fucking deserve
When you buy a nice present for a loved one and they respond: "Oh, you shouldn't have!" You get what you fucking deserve
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
JennyGoff
10 mar
Sometimes a girl just wants to be bent over and banged like a screen door in a hurricane.
fun
Thurl Ravenscroft was both the singer of 'You're a Mean One. Mir.
Grinch' and also the voice of Frosted
Flakes mascot Tony The Tiger
taniaye taniaye
16 mar
fun Thurl Ravenscroft was both the singer of 'You're a Mean One. Mir. Grinch' and also the voice of Frosted Flakes mascot Tony The Tiger
But now Jesus, our High Priest, has been given a ministry that is far superior to the old priesthood, for He is the One who mediates for us far better covenant with God, based on better promises.
Hebrews
Sugran
17 mar
But now Jesus, our High Priest, has been given a ministry that is far superior to the old priesthood, for He is the One who mediates for us far better covenant with God, based on better promises. Hebrews
"Describe yourself in three words"
Me:
Meat_Head Meat_Head
12 mar
"Describe yourself in three words" Me:
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do
is say "I see
you." I spend some
time with it,
get up, and say goodbye.
I don't push it away.
I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
I have learned that when sadness comes to visit me, all I can do is say "I see you." I spend some time with it, get up, and say goodbye. I don't push it away. I own it. And because I own it, I let it go.
WHOYOU GONNA cALL?
BEER BUSTERS!
WHOYOU GONNA cALL? BEER BUSTERS!
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
When you live in a multi dog home and somebody rings the doorbell
Would you live in
I -
farmhouse?
Would you live in I - farmhouse?
I CAN'T BE THE
A RANDOM CAN'T BE BAG THE OFGARBAGE'D ON THE SIDE WHO'SEES OF THE ROAD AND IMMEDIATELY THINK...
A CUT UP BODY
diablo1 diablo1
10 mar
I CAN'T BE THE A RANDOM CAN'T BE BAG THE OFGARBAGE'D ON THE SIDE WHO'SEES OF THE ROAD AND IMMEDIATELY THINK... A CUT UP BODY
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this
Very Big One.
My kitten keeps bringing us leaves she caught in the garden as presents. Today she was especially proud of this Very Big One.
STOP HORSING AROUND JERRY JUST SMILE
JoieMonfort JoieMonfort
18 mar
STOP HORSING AROUND JERRY JUST SMILE
True Love doesn't exi-
Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
True Love doesn't exi- Texas husband, 106, and wife, 105, are officially named as the oldest living couple in the world as they prepare to celebrate their 80th wedding anniversary
Why did you appear online and did not respond?
me:
fadedWell fadedWell
16 mar
Why did you appear online and did not respond? me:
'Yes
ere supposedito work.
'Yes ere supposedito work.
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V
THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
CharElliott CharElliott
10 mar
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE AN OLD T.V THEY NEED TOBESLAPPED A FEW TIMES TO GET THE PICTURE
Just heard cum referred to as
"high fructose
porn syrup' and
my life will never be the same.
Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup' and my life will never be the same.
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
Your dog seeing you lying in bed all day every day:
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had
2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
boorish_groups boorish_groups
16 mar
anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.
DocKilgore DocKilgore
14 may
When he blocks your number but you still got shit to say.