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When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
When you are trying to read the subtitles & watch the movie at the same time.
dreams wont come true if you dont trust
you
- rhea khemani
poetsdealer poetsdealer
15 mar
dreams wont come true if you dont trust you - rhea khemani
sofla
i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
sofla i like it when cats do this with their face idk why
Churchy Service Dogs do Altar Work
eddekane eddekane
18 mar
when you're writing an angry email to someone and they walk in
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board...
27
45
63
72
9x10= 90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong.
The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up.
I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times.
This is how many people in the world will treat you.
They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done."
SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal
MINDIJOURNAL
oralMindsjournal oralMindsjournal
18 mar
A teacher came into her class and wrote the following on the board... 27 45 63 72 9x10= 90 When she was done, she looked to the students and they were ALL laughing at her for getting the first equation wrong. The teacher let the laughter die down and then said the following, wrote that first one wrong on purpose because I wanted you to see how the world will treat you when you mess up. I got ONE thing wrong. But I wrote right answer 9 times. This is how many people in the world will treat you. They will criticize the one wrong thing you do and skip over the million good things you've done." SMITA NAIR JAIN I I'TheMindsJournal MINDIJOURNAL
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
guiltyFunny guiltyFunny
18 mar
My Mom was cleaning out their liquor cabinet and offered mea bottle of Vodka they've had for ages. had to say no because I know it's 70% water from me stealing it when I was 16.
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG
Let's get the hell outta here
kingash72 kingash72
18 mar
SAW A MOUSE IN THE KITCHEN THIS BIG Let's get the hell outta here
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them.
She was horrified.
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
My Dad tried to impress my Mom by driving the car th throu Flock of birds like doin the movies. They diant Fly away and he led them. She was horrified.
I'm so single thai
I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get
I'm so single thai I'm chasing myself around the house playing hard to get
If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are ay
If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are ay
2 Sarah
@idlewildgirl
Look at this photo of a cat taken in
Panorama I just saw on Facebook
2 Sarah @idlewildgirl Look at this photo of a cat taken in Panorama I just saw on Facebook
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror not their faces but their character .
WELCOME
TO
"mm
SUPPOSED TO TORTURE You FOREVER
BUT GoD SURPRISE
NEVER REALLY CoMES TO CHECK ON US So... HELP YOURSELF To
THE MINIBAR OR WHAT THE
MOTHERFUCKER
WELCOME TO "mm SUPPOSED TO TORTURE You FOREVER BUT GoD SURPRISE NEVER REALLY CoMES TO CHECK ON US So... HELP YOURSELF To THE MINIBAR OR WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKER
Today AM
miss your pussy.
It's
Read AM
Well what time does your pussy open?
Today AM miss your pussy. It's Read AM Well what time does your pussy open?
SWEAR COD KAREN
I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
callous_crap callous_crap
21 mar
SWEAR COD KAREN I WILL SHIT ON FUERVTHING VYOli
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some
Aflac
Slow down bitch I'm tryna sell you some Aflac
WHOYOU GONNA cALL?
BEER BUSTERS!
WHOYOU GONNA cALL? BEER BUSTERS!
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
When you're "third wheeling" and the couple you're with start arguing....
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
Jesus would often heal the lame and He's on the way heal you
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY