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When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
sad_groups4 sad_groups4
16 mar
When you bite a mozzarella stick and the cheese just keeps stretching
when you step into my life:
almaverick almaverick
8 mar
when you step into my life:
STAY TOGETHER OR You'LL END
UP _AS TOILET PAPER
STAY TOGETHER OR You'LL END UP _AS TOILET PAPER
Types of Cat Loaf
white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain
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Types of Cat Loaf white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain Pe
FUCK AROUND
AND FIND OUT
FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
"Lite is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
"Lite is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
WHO REMEMBERS THE CARNIVAL RIDE?
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha.
Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or just a low ha.
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
Redrover420GaUS Redrover420GaUS
10 apr
I will take this body type ove a skinny one any day of the week and twice on Sunday.
:00 AM
11,00 aM 6 STOR
TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
Marino Marino
7 mar
:00 AM 11,00 aM 6 STOR TRYING TO HURT ME BY BRINGING UP MY PAST IS LIKE TRYING TO ROB MY OLD HOUSE. I DON'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
In Sickness
*coughs up blood* "I'm fine":
Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio,
Capricorn, Aquarius
*sneezes* "I'm dying":
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra,
Sagittarius
In Sickness *coughs up blood* "I'm fine": Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius *sneezes* "I'm dying": Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Dad Jokes
@Dadsaysjokes
Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website
think I should start uploading my bills.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website think I should start uploading my bills.
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY
- ~
thats one f but, i don't hats one of
the symptoms
have any symptoms
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY - ~ thats one f but, i don't hats one of the symptoms have any symptoms
If you know who this is you probably are my age
PicRec PicRec
9 may
If you know who this is you probably are my age
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak
Prescott both have better odds
of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the
Super Bowl.
Fun Fact: Lamar Jackson and Dak Prescott both have better odds of becoming Kim Kardashian's boyfriend than they do making the Super Bowl.
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men...
Disappoint in real life!
Sending dick pics is for amateurs. Real men... Disappoint in real life!
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
nastyBoomersRUs nastyBoomersRUs
21 mar
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I'm sure of.... it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
To prove he was home
'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih.
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svelteMalarkeypage svelteMalarkeypage
10 dec 2020
To prove he was home 'would like to present my client! client's internet search historyyfrom thatfeve evening. ih. PAl path ar
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE
Wee
BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
24 mar
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE Wee BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT