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When you finally get to meet your idol in person
When you finally get to meet your idol in person
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people.
-Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
silkyPoets silkyPoets
15 mar
Maybe the word "forever" was meant for memories and not for people. -Mr. Nobody I @his.and.her.tales
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
*hands u this* hey hey hold this for a sec
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
Me listening to songs about drugs and guns while driving to Trader Joe's for oat milk and cauliflower gnocchi
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
Jfr1018
21 apr
AND THIS MY FRIENDS HOW I ENDED UP IN THE STORM DRAIN
UST
INpROTECTED AGAIN,
I WANNA AW DA
BREATH
LynnGonder LynnGonder
4 mar
UST INpROTECTED AGAIN, I WANNA AW DA BREATH
Professor X: what's your super power?
Me: hindsight
Professor X: that's not going to help us
Me: yes I see that now
Jafo Jafo
17 feb
Professor X: what's your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that's not going to help us Me: yes I see that now
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
7 mar
White men can't jump? Be
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
Dad saw a problem and found a solution... Help I cant make it on the bed
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
My man Donald Trump knows how to build a wall
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
In the 1950s, an oil businessman in Texas got a lion as a family pet. It never caused any problems and even gave piggyback rides to the kids. It became like a member of the family and eventually died of old age.
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
JimmyCompton JimmyCompton
14 mar
Ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY
"WOMAN STANDS 'A MAN
WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONt
BEHIND EVERY ANGRY "WOMAN STANDS 'A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONt
If you're OK with this
and not OK with this
you need this
gregglesty
17 mar
If you're OK with this and not OK with this you need this
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam?
My mom at Gam:
nochillcreep nochillcreep
22 mar
Me: Mom can you just wake me up at Sam? My mom at Gam:
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
Fear does not stop death.
It stops life.
And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles.
It takes away today's peace.
gusto1011 gusto1011
23 mar
Fear does not stop death. It stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating
5 times the suggested serving size.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
'no balcony no prob
'no balcony no prob