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When you first When you get meet her to know her
ax
mens_corner_wtf mens_corner_wtf
28 may
When you first When you get meet her to know her ax
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever.
Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash
and let the games begin
So my daughter just bought a house that was built in late 1800's we found this and she threw it out, I got it out of the trash and let the games begin
MY WIFE SUGGEST GET ONE OF THOSE PENIS ENLARGERS
of Strange
$01 DID, SHE'S 217 AND HER NAME IS KIM
420BayRay
2 jun
MY WIFE SUGGEST GET ONE OF THOSE PENIS ENLARGERS of Strange $01 DID, SHE'S 217 AND HER NAME IS KIM
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is
better than shit.
crowbird crowbird
10 mar
Bees don't waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Best not tell this guy any secrets
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps
Me? When I! was 3,
I ate mud
DubUp DubUp
3 may
Today's 3 year olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps Me? When I! was 3, I ate mud
Alcohol &
Bad Decisions
Flavor
Alcohol & Bad Decisions Flavor
This would be my cat
agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
LJpisces LJpisces
17 mar
This would be my cat agut Nah, it's too a pizza: cheesy.
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN
YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN YOUR DAUGHTER'S ATTITUDE
CANT READ A CLOCK
ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
CANT READ A CLOCK ALWAYS KNOWS WHEN
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
taniaye taniaye
15 mar
Watched a woman look at my tattoos then clutch her bag... Ma'am my arm costs more than your purse
The problem is simple
Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
RonTomlinson
20 jun
The problem is simple Kids today don't know the fear of hearing leather being rapidly pulled through seven Wrangler belt loops
moistCrimeupdates moistCrimeupdates
11 mar
What will you do ths stuat on
I'm not anti-social.
I'm anti-bullshit.
aliciap aliciap
25 mar
I'm not anti-social. I'm anti-bullshit.
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
wish someone loved me as much as this horse loves broccoli
If money doesn't grow
on trees, then why do banks
ave hranchec?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks ave hranchec?
DON'T THINK WE GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER
WEIUST RUN OUT OF STUPID SHIT DO
MamaSouder MamaSouder
15 mar
DON'T THINK WE GET SMARTER AS WE GET OLDER WEIUST RUN OUT OF STUPID SHIT DO
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a
Lifetime transiating your soul.
May you attract someone who speaks your language so you don't have to spend a Lifetime transiating your soul.
There are two types of people
There are two types of people
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS
if-
WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP
[DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR POLITICAL PARTY OR VIEWS if- WHEN A 100 YEAR OLD WWII VETERAN IS BEING HONORED YOU STAND YOUR ASS UP