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when you get comfortable in to your bed but forget off to turn the lights off
ivyy ivyy
15d
when you get comfortable in to your bed but forget off to turn the lights off
This is my asshole antenna.
You're coming in loud and clear.
Purpleeez Purpleeez
14 mar
This is my asshole antenna. You're coming in loud and clear.
ChasityHelton ChasityHelton
7 mar
She was screaming for her life
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
Archie, use your words.
What do you say when someone takes your
truck?
It's my
fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
Archie, use your words. What do you say when someone takes your truck? It's my fucking truck, you thieving little cunt! _
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when
WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started.
And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118
years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
She was ll when WWI started, 36 when WWII started, 74 when Star Wars released and 116 when Covid-19 started. And her name is Kane Tanaka as the world's oldest living person at age 118 years. She was born on January 2, 1903.
There's always a little
"go fuck yourself"
In every
"whatever"
There's always a little "go fuck yourself" In every "whatever"
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention
darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
me after pretending to be upset just to get attention darling @ashalostinhell - when i get attention and affection that i needed
ONE DAY!
I'm gonna have
"everything I prayed for!
ONE DAY! I'm gonna have "everything I prayed for!
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. GET OVER IT
YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE SHIT
kathywalden kathywalden
6 may
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME. GET OVER IT YOU'LL MAKE YOURSELF MISERABLE WAITING FOR ME TO GIVE SHIT
002011
on her
A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents.
She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate
$1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
002011 on her A 9 year old pledge to donate money on her birthday instead of receiving presents. She didn't reach her goal. A year later she passed away and her story made people donate $1.2 million which helped change the lives of over 60,000 people in Ethiopia.
TODAY'S WORK FROM HOME TIP:
BLOWING ON THE WINE IN THE MUG WILL I HELP CONVINCE YOUR ZOOM MEETING THAT YOUR TEA IS HOT
TODAY'S WORK FROM HOME TIP: BLOWING ON THE WINE IN THE MUG WILL I HELP CONVINCE YOUR ZOOM MEETING THAT YOUR TEA IS HOT
Her: At least invite me out to dinner
Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry
Her: But I'm your wife
Him: I make no exceptions
@nothingsilly
Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions @nothingsilly
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
MY GIRLFRIEND WISHES COULD SEE THINGS FROM
HER POINT OF VIEW
OBRUH.com)
AGREE.
MY GIRLFRIEND WISHES COULD SEE THINGS FROM HER POINT OF VIEW OBRUH.com) AGREE.
lam who lam.
Your approval is isn't needed! ~
{ ey W,'
MrsSikeoh MrsSikeoh
13 mar
lam who lam. Your approval is isn't needed! ~ { ey W,'
"Maybe I'll come" I'm not coming.
"'ll let you know" - I'm not coming.
"!'m not sure yet"- _'I'm very sure I'm not coming.
"l'll try and come"- _I won't try anything.
"'ll think about it"- won't think about anything,
I'm not coming.
"Hopefully I'll come" - Just forget it.
I'TheMinds.lournal
MINDJOURNAL
"Maybe I'll come" I'm not coming. "'ll let you know" - I'm not coming. "!'m not sure yet"- _'I'm very sure I'm not coming. "l'll try and come"- _I won't try anything. "'ll think about it"- won't think about anything, I'm not coming. "Hopefully I'll come" - Just forget it. I'TheMinds.lournal MINDJOURNAL
low-key catch myself feeling bad for not calling or checking up on people. Then I realize it's a two- way Street and nobody is checking in on me either.
low-key catch myself feeling bad for not calling or checking up on people. Then I realize it's a two- way Street and nobody is checking in on me either.
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
OMG, Susan! Can you imagine how luxurious
ice the fish
Anyone not
LonHylton LonHylton
20 may
ice the fish Anyone not