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WHEN YOU-GIVEHER THE ,DICK
THAT EVEN HER SISTER THE KITCHEN HELPING COOK YOU BREAKFAST
Amen
WHEN YOU-GIVEHER THE ,DICK THAT EVEN HER SISTER THE KITCHEN HELPING COOK YOU BREAKFAST Amen
Is that popcorn I smell?
Those liars said it was yaad iraall
Is that popcorn I smell? Those liars said it was yaad iraall
"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs.. simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs."
Sot Johnny Joev Jones
"People ask how I stay so positive after losing my legs.. simply ask how they stay so negative with theirs." Sot Johnny Joev Jones
I am posting from the toilet
Where are you reading from?
EliseWuelling EliseWuelling
13 mar
I am posting from the toilet Where are you reading from?
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit?
Bob: A trout.
Insurance Agent : Of course sir, what did you hit? Bob: A trout.
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
WELL, IT'S NOT DING TO THROILITCELE
SWEAR
TO YOU
I WONT
STOP UNTIL
YOUR LEGS
ARE SHAKING AND
KNOW MY NAME
SWEAR TO YOU I WONT STOP UNTIL YOUR LEGS ARE SHAKING AND KNOW MY NAME
Somebody' been working, out!
Somebody' been working, out!
II I will open door
SOON.
II I will open door SOON.
Nbr1sunshine33 Nbr1sunshine33
17 mar
These Balls are moving in straight line
YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA
BUT YOUR ASS SAYS MCDONALDS!
PapaLegba PapaLegba
9 jun
YOUR PANTS SAY YOGA BUT YOUR ASS SAYS MCDONALDS!
(TUBE RENTALS'
$15.00
_ Per Hour/ Per Tube
"RULES:
You are NOT allowed to do
ANYTHING that
.I begins with the words...
"Hey Y'all watch this!"
LisaBruce LisaBruce
20 mar
(TUBE RENTALS' $15.00 _ Per Hour/ Per Tube "RULES: You are NOT allowed to do ANYTHING that .I begins with the words... "Hey Y'all watch this!"
Me watching my coffee brewing
3JNMCafe
8 mar
Me watching my coffee brewing
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
I need to get in shape. If were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
Some girl asked my man, "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or just a girl you're talking to?"....... BITCH!!! If kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing
row many of y ell country peop
We used a Burn
We USed BUN Bd
sav0ryc0untryv8 sav0ryc0untryv8
11 mar
row many of y ell country peop We used a Burn We USed BUN Bd
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH,
LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH, LIKE SHORT WALKS ON THE HUMAN.
ATe
COWORKER ACT tixg
SUPERVisop
+ PLEAasg ACT
Up wacke
ATe COWORKER ACT tixg SUPERVisop + PLEAasg ACT Up wacke
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT
goat
BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
rando6977 rando6977
28d
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT goat BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me
Karen
amybunker2005
9 mar
A lady walked by me and said "no mask?" said "no panties either". That shut her up. Don't play with me Karen
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this
Dialing Progress
Connect to My Connection
Action-
Dialing attempt of 5.
Status -
I Dislino
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this Dialing Progress Connect to My Connection Action- Dialing attempt of 5. Status - I Dislino