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When you haven't caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
18 mar
When you haven't caught COVID and you realize not even a global pandemic wants you
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard
garrisonloved garrisonloved
12 mar
Thousands of people plan to attend a barbecue in front of the home of a vegan Australian woman who took her neighbors to court over the smell of meat cooking in their own backyard
World record
SEE THAT DOWN THERE?
NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
JayODell JayODell
13d
SEE THAT DOWN THERE? NEITHER DO I, BUT IT'S PROBABLY DEAD
Me petting strangers dogs
Me petting strangers dogs
What is your secret for always staying down-to-earth? Well, I mean...
Gravity.
What is your secret for always staying down-to-earth? Well, I mean... Gravity.
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
That one overly cheerful mother fucker that's at work waiting for you every morning
Put God first
watch
amazing things
fd
Put God first watch amazing things fd
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
When you say you're gonna take an hour nap and wake up 9 hours later
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE
THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
DOES ANYONE ELSE PUT THINGS IN A SAFE PLACE AND THEN FORGET WHERE THAT SAFE PLACE Is??
Not everyone will get this
@VISUALSHITTER
we all qet it
Not everyone will get this @VISUALSHITTER we all qet it
You've got a
Friend in Me
Your friends will always carry you if the need arises. - Your friends will always carry you if the need arises.
vmcd vmcd
3 nov 2020
You've got a Friend in Me Your friends will always carry you if the need arises. - Your friends will always carry you if the need arises.
Folgers got it wrong.
The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
UmiMaja UmiMaja
6 mar
Folgers got it wrong. The best part of waking up is going back to bed after you pee.
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours
Finishing the Work Week And Heading For The Weekend Then out of nowhere,, sucker dirty little punk!!!
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regina phalange
I saw a post on fb that said "I'm so scared of bugs a mf could rob me with a centipede" and I've never related to something more in my life.
Retweeted regina phalange I saw a post on fb that said "I'm so scared of bugs a mf could rob me with a centipede" and I've never related to something more in my life.
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
I love being told I smell good like yess thank you....I taste better tho.
HOW YOU LOOK
WHEN YOU SEE COPS AT THE NEIGHBOURS HOUSE
LoriWeber LoriWeber
16 may
HOW YOU LOOK WHEN YOU SEE COPS AT THE NEIGHBOURS HOUSE
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE
Wee
BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT
HbicMzQuitB HbicMzQuitB
24 mar
WREN YOUVE See AUGE ASSHOLE Wee BUT THEN YOu SMOKE A LITTLE WEED & CHILL THE FUCK OUT