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When you jump at the first offer to get out of the house for a little
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Me
@irrationalmomthoughts
When you jump at the first offer to get out of the house for a little Low Price Low Price Me @irrationalmomthoughts
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
Marino Marino
9 mar
I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS, GOOD PEOPLE GET TIRED OF BEING GOOD TO UNGRATEFUL PEOPLE.
UberFacts
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Back in the 16th century, French astrologer
Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021.
The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case.
Gberfacts
UberFacts @UberFacts Back in the 16th century, French astrologer Nostradamus predicted that there would be a zombie apocalypse in 2021. The CDC is giving advice on how to prepare, just in case. Gberfacts
I want this couch in my house so bad we
I want this couch in my house so bad we
Okay. need you to stop.
After I started packaging my trash like this....
Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
DarbyChilson DarbyChilson
13 mar
After I started packaging my trash like this.... Suddenly all my neighbors started respecting me
staid_memezar staid_memezar
18 mar
The way he slapped her at the end sLeast Favorite Words
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he
saw me...
Wait a minute...
let my blind friend borrow money the other day. He told me he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait a minute...
I feel you Emma
Name
To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I
When I am 100 years old...
hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc
will tell everyone I'm ao lo
Cane A but
_to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot
with my _tiny dog. LL wil)
fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
I feel you Emma Name To CELEBRATE THE 100" DAY OF SCHOOL I When I am 100 years old... hen turn bo years oW LL Will be tired ot every thing ewryonc will tell everyone I'm ao lo Cane A but _to the Bahamas Din live in __Q_ tiny bot with my _tiny dog. LL wil) fish hn Lm _hongery + live my bet Iife nth no crop
SEX EDUCATION 101
SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
xxxxxxx xxxxxxx
3 apr
SEX EDUCATION 101 SHOULD DENTURES BE REMOVED BEFORE
Might as well stay
and have one more
Wife is going to bite
my head off anyway. I
robot4h3r robot4h3r
15 mar
Might as well stay and have one more Wife is going to bite my head off anyway. I
if
I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear...
Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
RubberOrcbat RubberOrcbat
15 may
if I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear... Kitchen, bathroom, livingroom...
Good Afternoon...
Stay Nice And Cool. .
Good Afternoon... Stay Nice And Cool. .
Lovely actress Lynda Carter in the early 1970s.
Siego129
2 jun
Lovely actress Lynda Carter in the early 1970s.
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS
YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE!
THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE
HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
JamesHelbertJr JamesHelbertJr
17 mar
IF YOU WERE MORE LIKE JESUS YOU WOULD NEVER OF ANYONE! THEY CRUCIFIED JESUS BECAUSE HE OF FENGEG THEM WITH TRUTH
Cop: seen anything unusual?
Me: a dolphin with a hat once
Cop: I mean around here
Me: nah they live in water
I gn
gregglesty
12 mar
Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water I gn
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
FUN FACT: a majority of archeologists are women due to their natural ability to dig up the past
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY,
MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY, MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HEAR THE TRUTH
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
weepy_groups weepy_groups
12 may
The result of too much selfie during pregnancy
Does giving a blowjob help in reducing bad
breath?
My boyfriend told me I have a bad breath when I wake up. He told me that giving a blowjob early in the morning will help me to reduce my bad breath. Now I give him blowjob daily in the morning and he tells I don't have bad breath after blowjob.
Is he right?
Someone give this man medal
coldgroups555 coldgroups555
15 mar
Does giving a blowjob help in reducing bad breath? My boyfriend told me I have a bad breath when I wake up. He told me that giving a blowjob early in the morning will help me to reduce my bad breath. Now I give him blowjob daily in the morning and he tells I don't have bad breath after blowjob. Is he right? Someone give this man medal