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when you live a busy life but still
make time for those who matter:
when you live a busy life but still make time for those who matter:
Kicking my cst cut ot for an atShole
SIT DOWN BILL
YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
SIT DOWN BILL YOU COULDN'T EVEN SAVE WINDOWS FROM VIRISES
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret?
Me:
Dontboi Dontboi
17 mar
Co-workers: You never seem stressed, what's your secret? Me:
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
This is white tiger, he may look like a model citizen, but he has an attitude problem
Youre squishing me hooman
ff all
- ~
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
17 mar
Youre squishing me hooman ff all - ~
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS...
FUNNY SE
WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
Preston6fan Preston6fan
28 jun
I WHO NEEDS SEAT BELTS... FUNNY SE WHEN YOU HAVE BUILT IN AIRBAGS!
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland
I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
Jeffrey Bien y @jungleland I just want everyone to know that my two-year old insisted on being "pants" for Halloween...
Me planning to finally re-enter the social world and realizing I'd lost all sense of my personal style in 2020
My recurring anxiety about reentering the social world
pe
Me planning to finally re-enter the social world and realizing I'd lost all sense of my personal style in 2020 My recurring anxiety about reentering the social world pe
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
Imagine falling in love, and it works out for the rest of your life
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
If you had a kid sister, you probably ate one of her delicious cakes!@
ALL YOU FUCKERS GON BE LATE
320solutions 320solutions
6 mar
ALL YOU FUCKERS GON BE LATE
Never love anybody who..
treats you like you're ordinary:
- Oscar Wilde
@thinkingmindspage
Never love anybody who.. treats you like you're ordinary: - Oscar Wilde @thinkingmindspage
Mamii
@EvalsRelatable
STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together.
AM 28 Dec 18 Twitter for Android
King MANIC
@ManicTheOnly
But they're my kids
70sguy 70sguy
20 mar
Mamii @EvalsRelatable STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together. AM 28 Dec 18 Twitter for Android King MANIC @ManicTheOnly But they're my kids
Me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we have 4 hours to live.
We are intellectually superior in every way
Hm946 Hm946
10 mar
Me and the boys after drinking five hour energy when our doctor said we have 4 hours to live. We are intellectually superior in every way
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
When she says she's out with the girls, but her girls are with you.
This sheep escaped a farm and spent
6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool.
Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.
This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him, but their teeth could not penetrate the floof. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves, just be really, really soft and fluffy.
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
When you've been asked to bring a vegetable tray, but you really want cookies
Have you ever gone back to visit your old house or neighbourhood just to take in the nostalgia and childhood memories?
Have you ever gone back to visit your old house or neighbourhood just to take in the nostalgia and childhood memories?
Caroline Kee
good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable
TopHat TopHat
11 mar
Caroline Kee good morning here's a picture of a baby dik dik, an adorably tiny species of antelope that marks its territory with tears which is also extremely relatable